[[I stepped in excrement]]
-Dung On Mai Shu-

[[Gilligan's Island]]
-Lao Ze Sho-

[[Not very good]]
-Lao Zi-

[[Are you harboring a fugitive?]]
-Hu Yu Hai Ding?-

[[Approach me]]
-Kum Hia-

[[Stupid fellow]]
-Dum Gai-

[[Small horse]]
-Tai Ni Po Ni-

[[Which one of you fertilized the field?]]
-Hu Flung Dung?-

[[Prices are too high here]]
-No Bai Dam Ting-

[[I bumped into a coffee table]]
-Ai Bang Mai Ni-

[[Have you considered a face lift?]]
-Chin Tu Fat-

[[You trying to save electricity?]]
-Wai So Dim?-

[[Time until next bus arrives]]
-Hao Long Wei Ting?-

[[You're blowing your diet]]
-Wai Yu Mun Ching?-

[[Keep out of pond]]
-Noh Wei Ding-

[[Tow-away zone]]
-No Pah King-

[[The latest Michael Jackson release]]
-Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?-

[[You are not bright]]
-Yu So Dum-

[[I don't deserve to die!!]]
-Wai Hang Mi?!-

[[How 'bout staying awhile?]]
-Wai Go Nao-

[[Our meeting was last week]]
-Wai Yu Kum Nao?-

[[They are approaching]]
-Hia Dei Kum-

[[Remain out of sight]]
-Lei Lo-

[[Cleaning automobile]]
-Wa Shing Kah-

[[Premature infant]]
-Tai Ni Bei Bi-

[[Cigarettes are bad for you]]
-No Smo King-

[[Your body's odor is offensive]]
-Shu Man Go-