Excel Saga by Rikudou Koushi: Serialized in Young King Comics Excel Saga Manga Translation version 1.0 Volume 1 Mission 6 P. 135 Excel Saga Excel: The screen's not showing anything- Hyatt: I wonder what this jack is for... *RGB Monitor. And on top of that, digital 8-pin Excel: I knew it was broken-let's get rid of it. P. 136 Character (?) Introduction #4 (the ? comes after the kanji for "person" in the compound for "character".) Ideal Driving Force Organization Member Excel and Hyatt's Emergency Ration Menchi's Tragedy A strange mixed breed, stupidly clever. More sad than anything. P. 137 Excel: Our actions in the name of city domination Excel: Must be kept secret. Excel: While performing these actions, we must keep our identities hidden. Excel: Of course, carrying items that reveal one's identity is not allowed. Excel: Licenses, cards, insurance cards etc. Excel: But do you know? Paying for your own medical treatment is not-obscenely expensive. Excel: -In other words, if you want anything else...... Excel: Here. Hyatt: Even doctors? Hyatt: And medicine? *weeze P. 138 Mission 6: The Disease of Ignorance P. 139 Excel: Well, I'm going now okaaay? Ha-chan- Excel: Have a good rest. *step Excel: I'll make and bring you some hot water ok? Excel: ......and if you sweat a lot, be sure to change your clothes. *cough cough Hyatt: Thanks...for everything... Excel: Ah, and in case of a crisis, in the bottom left drawer there's stationary and an inkstone. Hyatt: Sorry to bother......? Hyatt: ...Sempai... Excel: I'm off! Hyatt: What is "in case of crisis"? P. 140 Ilpalazzo: Hmmm...... Ilpalazzo: Hyatt-kun is......I see...... Ilpalazzo: That is bad news. Excel: Well, you see... For some reason she's vomitting blood. Excel: It's just a thought, but we have medicine, why don't we have any cold medicine is mysterious, mysterious. P. 141 Ilpalazzo: I must immediately examine applications for new members. *paper sound Excel: Ilpalazzo-sama, Ilpalazzo-sama, Ilpalazzo: However, it's still too soon isn't it, *Hahaha Excel: Not yet, Ilpalazzo-sama. Ilpalazzo: What do you mean, "not yet"? Excel: Ummm, what is "too soon"? Ilpalazzo: You should avoid making unclear comments in the base. *pull Excel: Aaah?! P. 142 Ilpalazzo: Anyhow, Excel-kun, I must have you do your best to make up for the absent Hyatt-kun. Excel: YESSIR! Ilpalazzo-sama, I have something to ask!! Ilpalazzo: What is it? Excel: Yes, I would like to ask about an organization member while she isn't here. Ilpalazzo: Go ahead. Excel: I understand that I am often made to fall in the trap, but why hasn't Ha-chan fallen even once? Ilpalazzo: ......... Ilpalazzo: The answer to that question is obvious. Ilpalazzo: If by any chance she wakes up feeling bad, it would be troublesome for us would it not? Excel: ......May I ask one more question? P. 143 Ilpalazzo: What is it? Excel: Ummm, what does the reason I fall down... Excel: Have to do with this...... Ilpalazzo: The solution to that question is obvious...... Ilpalazzo: Would you like to hear it? *hmmm Excel: Please give me time to think. P. 144 *pant pant sweat huff *cough pant cough *it's open a crack *door -->push -->open P. 145 Menchi's thoughts: Now's my chance...... *piku Hyatt: Menchi.. Hyatt: san... *pant sweat *cough pant cough pant *grab Menchi: Whimper.. Hyatt: Menchi-san... Menchi: whimper... P. 146 Hyatt: Nourishment... Hyatt: Meat... *Hoooooowl! *slide Excel's third neighbor: Ya gotta get some ventilation once in a while. *sweat puff Excel's neighbor: Ah...thanks... Excel's third neighbor: I bought the things ya asked for. *sweat sweat cough Excel's neighbor: Yeah...I'll pay you back...cough! P. 147 *turn *sweat Excel's third neighbor: Ice pack *sweat Excel's third neighbor: Banana *cough Excel's third neighbor: Canned peaches *can says "yellow peaches" Excel's third neighbor: Well, take care now. *step Excel's neighbor: WAIT! Excel's third neighbor: What? Excel's neighbor: Where's the cold medicine I asked for? *COUGH HACK Excel's third neighbor: In my village, when ya say "cold medicine"... *sweat sweat Excel's neighbor: WHO THE HELL IN YOUR DAMN VILLAGE DECIDED THAT! P. 148 Excel's third neighbor: If ya don't want it, just say so! *SLIDE (open) Excel's neighbor: I'm askin you, hey... *SLIDE (closed) Excel's neighbor: ...Oh, man, Excel's neighbor: It sucks to have a cold. *cough Excel's neighbor's thoughts: But, hey, having someone you can rely on, *cough Excel's neighbor: siiigh Excel's neighbor's thoughts: That's somethin' to be thanful for. *SLIDE Excel's neighbor: Yo! That was quick! Excel's neighbor: "Thank you..." (in English) Excel's third neighbor: Eggs and Excel's third neighbor: sake. (Tamagozake, a type of sake with egg in it, is supposed to be a cold remedy, but this just eggs and sake) Excel's neighbor: YOU!! basta- *COUGH COUGH COUGH P. 149 Excel: Not only permission to leave early to help nurse Ha-chan...... Excel: BUT MONEY TO PAY FOR MEDICAL EXPENSES!! Excel: You're the best! Ilpalazzo-sama! *some sound effect *piku Excel's thoughts: Thank you for your kindness! Excel's thoughts: I pray that he would do the same for me if I fall ill! Excel's vision of Ilpalazzo: Ha ha ha, we can't have you dying all of a sudden can we, P. 150 Excel: Just as I say it, pharmacy located! *Juuzeki Family Pharmacy Excel: I'm sure in a basic place like this, they'd have cold medicine...... Excel: And also something for energy... Excel: Huh? *pat pat pat pat pat pat P. 151 Excel's thoughts: Blue sky Excel's thoughts: White clouds- Excel: NOW'S NO TIME TO GO ESCAPING REALITY!! Excel's thoughts: Calm down Excel! Think a second! Excel's thoughts: Remember where you dropped the money! Excel's thoughts: At the tobacco shop on the corner of block one, I was happy and spun around two times, Excel's thoughts: I remember on the pedestrian bridge, I happily spun around 3 times... Excel's thoughts: In front of the fish shop, I amused myself and jumped and spun three and a ...half times. Excel's thoughts: At block four, I was about to be hit by a car and I fainted... Excel: Aah! I'm thinking about too many things! P. 152 Excel: Searching at random... *step Excel: won't find anything, I think...chuckle step Excel: ah, Excel: A police box huh? *walk walk Excel:I think I'll take a detour. *Ashisankusu, Gochinmaru & Kinema Excel: Ha *turn Policeman: Is that a lost item? *running footsteps P. 153 Excel: Yeees! here, here! *STEP Excel: I AM THE OWNER! Policeman: Well, that's lucky isn't it? Policeman: You should be thankful it was picked up. Policeman: There aren't many people nowadays who would report finding it. Excel: Thank you very much! Thank you very much! Policeman: Well anyway, the lost item has been handed over, Excel: Yes... Policeman: Are you carrying any identification? Excel's third neighbor: ...? Policeman: Huh? P. 154 Excel: I'm hooome. Excel: Ah, the two of them are sleeping. *Tired from the struggle and sleeping. Excel: Me-n-chiii *release Excel: Today, I yielded to government authority. Excel singing: I'm home Ha-chan. *rests head Excel: Are you alive? Just kidding. P. 155 Excel: Her heart...... Excel: It's not beating? Excel: Ha-chan?...... Menchi: whimper Excel: Menchi... *nervous Excel: ......Where should we bury her? *piku P. 156 Hyatt: Oh, sempai, *sit Hyatt: You're home early. Excel: EEK!! Hyatt: What's the matter? You sound like you've seen a ghost... Excel: Well...Ha-chan, Excel: Your heart......had stopped...... Hyatt: My heart......had? Hyatt: Again? Excel: So you're not, Excel: Ah, you've recovered from your cold huh? Excel's thoughts: The virus must have died first, surely... *boil boil boil Excel's third neighbor: Just wait. Excel's third neighbor: I'm makin' somethin' special. *sweat Excel's neighbor: Please... *sweat Excel's neighbor: Go home... End of Mission 6