"We" are Chad Fentress and Nelly Cotto.  Our good friends David and Christine Kennedy hooked us up about 2 years ago on a date. Nelly doesn't quite remember meeting me there, but I remembered her and wisely waited until I had moved to Tokyo to call her up.  The added mistyque of a man of international dimensions was just too much for her.  This is us below:
That's me on the left, with the chain.  Nelly has the underwear on her head.
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