The whole world came to an end. For some reason, and no one is quite sure why, the world suddenly ceased to exist. The small blue marble otherwise known as the Earth no longer floated where it had been moments before. Coincidentally, a few seconds before the Earth disappeared, a small vehicle was rapidly traveling out of the Earth's orbit carrying 2 occupants.
"James, why did you have to turn it up to full power at the exact same time the thunderbolt hit?" The red-haired occupant growled.
"Jessie It's not my fault! Mondo said it was powerful, but how was I to know that "powerful" meant "will send you into space if you turn it up to full power while being thunderbolted by a Pikachu?" The blue-haired occupant whined.
"Hey, wasn't the Earth there a second ago?" Jessie commented as she peered out the window.
"Probably." James sighed, "What's that?!" he shreaked as a large green sleek object hovered into view.
Team Rocket's mangled vehicle was surrounded by a blue light and was drawn into the green object. Jessie and James flew into a standard Oh-my-god-we've-been-captured-by-aliens fear hug and gasped as the door of their vehicle slid open. Standing before them was an alien who, other than the extra hand protruding from the center of his chest, looked almost human. Oddly enough, he looked exactly like Kelsey Grammer, that is, if Kelsey Grammer hadn't recently ceased to exist. He slipped black rings on Jessie and James's wrists and spoke.
"Uh, sorry if I'm interrupting something," the alien said, "but if you can follow me I'll try to explain as best as I can."
"Hey, how come you're speaking English?" Jessie gasped.
"Don't tell me that humans have never heard of translation rings." The alien sighed.
"Translation rings?" both Rockets responded in unison.
"Ugh, I forgot, humans are of the lowest intelligence. When you put these rings on your wrists, you can understand any language in the universe. Now, follow me and I'll try to explain what happened to your planet." The alien got up and began to walk away. Jessie and James stared at each other for a second before releasing their embrace and following after the alien.
"My name's Aljdrakkeritisovlajdnzlabixurtt." The alien explained. Seeing the looks on the faces of Jessie and James, he sighed, "but you can call me by the simplest name you humans know. Call me Bob."
The three of them entered a large room where Bob fiddled with a control panel and then plopped down on one of the large armchairs.
"Anyway, like I was saying, this is my ship The Irregular Penguin. I noticed that your planet no longer existed so I buzzed out here to see if I could figure out what happened. I'm not sure what has happened to your planet, but before it stopped existing, a buddy of mine living on that planet mentioned something about sheep. So, how were the two of you, two stupid humans, able to escape just before your planet disappeared?" Bob asked.
Jessie and James were jumping up and down, their faces purple, in a total panic.
"Oh yeah, humans need oxygen, I forgot. Here you go." Bob laughed as his extra arm snaked its way over to a switch and flicked it on. Jessie and James's faces returned to normal color, but the two Rockets continued to panic.
"The whole world…" Jessie gasped.
"And everything on it..." James continued.
"Is GONE!" They shouted together.
"No Pokemon!" Jessie cried.
"No more Meowth!" James gasped.
"No more snow!"
"No more dresses!"
"No more ducks!"
"No more marmalade!"
"No more hairbrushes!"
"No more sandwiches!"
"No more combs!"
"No more lemonade!"
"No more jewelry!"
"AHHHHHHHH! NO MORE DOUGHNUTS!" James sobbed.
"We have no one left to steal from!" Jessie cried.
"The boss is going to kill us!" James moaned.
"James, we're the last two humans in existence."
"Oh, Jessie!"
"Oh, James!"
"Wait! Before this goes any further, please answer my question. Why were the two of you out of your planet's orbit?" Bob snapped.
Jessie and James sat down on two large beanbag chairs.
"We were trying to steal a Pikachu when James turned our robotic Tentacool up to full power." Jessie explained.
"Should have known a robotic Tentacool wasn't going to work." James sighed.
Jessie produced a large paper fan and beat James over the head with it several times before sitting back down and continuing.
"Anyway, we were thunderbolted by a Pikachu and hurled into space. Our partner Meowth bailed out with our only parachute, leaving the two of us alone to drift in space." Jessie finished.
"Well, at least I'll have some help. We'll begin searching tomorrow morning." Bob replied.
"Searching for what?" James asked.
"For the reason as to why your planet disappeared." Bob answered, "I got nothing else better to do, and from the look of things, neither do you."
"What the hell." Jessie sighed, "It's not like we have other or anything."
"Good, then the robot will show you to your room. Number 33421, get your metallic ass in here now!" Bob shouted.
A purple robot on a small orange floating cart zoomed in.
"Howdy I'm Colby I'll take you to your room so get on in come on let's go hurry!" The robot squeaked a little too fast.
Jessie and James climbed into the cart and it streaked off down a corridor. It stopped in front of a large door and Colby pushed them out.
"Here's the room press the orange button in there if ya need me ok see ya YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW!" Colby shouted as it sped off.
Team Rocket entered the bedroom and were stunned at its beauty. James sat down on the bed and dropped his head into his hands.
"I can't believe everything's gone." James sobbed.
Jessie was shocked. James looked so pathetic and melancholy. She sat down next to him and hugged him tightly.
"Not everything James. You're still here, and I'm still here. That's all that matters to me. I love you James" she kissed him sweetly on cheek.
"I love you too Jessie." James cried.
Things began to heat up at that point. Outside the room, several electronic mops and patrol-bots leaned against the door, listening to the odd sounds inside.
Hovering near The Irregular Penguin, a large black ship prepared to open fire on the sleek green ship.