Here's the deal. 7 Pokemon characters, 7 days, the prize? One million dollars. They will be cut off from all outside contact. All of their activities will be monitored. So first, let's meet the contestants. There's Ash Ketchum from Pallet town. He's 10 years old, and when asked why he wanted to come on the show, he replied, "Being locked in a house for 8 days will help me train to become a Pokemon Master!" Next, is Misty Waterflower. She's 11 and had to say, "Ash owes me a bike. I'm not going to let him out of my sight until he pays me back! Besides, it gives me a break form that stupid Togepi!" Then there's Brock. The 12-year-old ex-leader of the Pewter Gym commented, "I go where the ladies are. After a few days with no outside contact, they're all going to want Brock the Rock!" Next up is Ash's Pikachu. Pikachu told us, "Pika pi, pi pi cha, Pikachu!" We have no idea what that means. Then there's Jessie. She's 17, and told us, "There will be cameras everywhere? I'll do it! I can speak for my team mates when I say that they volunteer too." 17 year old James commented, "Jessie made me. I don't question her orders." Then Team Rocket's Meowth said, "I didn't wanna, but Jessie, she's kinda violent. I don't question her much. I usually end up hurt." Now that you know the characters, let's review the rules. One person will leave the house each day on a majority vote. Anyone may leave the house when they wish, but there's no coming back. There are two challenges everyday. One to earn money for food, the other to give the winner a little treat of the outside world. Now, the game begins.
All of the characters entered the small compound one by one. Brock entered last and discovered that the only girls there were Jessie and Misty.
"WAHHHHHH!" he cried, "No girls for 7 days? I'll die!"
After Brock calmed down somewhat, the girls went to their room and the guys (along with Meowth and Pikachu) went to theirs to unpack. An hour later, they were all seated in the living room. The host Genie Joe's voice came over the loudspeaker.
"Now, for our first exercise, I want everyone to say what they are thinking at this very moment, beginning with James." Genie said.
"Ok, I think Jessie has a nice butt." James replied.
"You do?" Jessie exclaimed, "Ok, my turn. I think James looks hot."
"You do?" James gasped staring into Jessie's eyes.
"My turn." Meowth grumbled, "I tink a couple of Team Rocket members forgot ta take deir medication."
"MY TURN!!!" Ash bellowed at the top of his lungs, "HAPPY MONKEY, HAPPY MONKEY, HAPPY MONKEY!" he screamed as he bounced up and down on the couch.
"Ash, how many Clefairy Chocolate bars did you eat today?" Brock asked.
"50 WHY?" Ash shouted even louder.
"My turn." Brock said, "Ash looks really hot when he yells."
"Pika pi pipi, pika pikachu!" Pikachu replied.
"Brock looks really cute when he's drooling over Ash." Misty said.
"Ok, no challenges today, because it's the first day. Now, each of you go into the Turquoise Room and tell us who you want voted out." Genie said. First, Pikachu went into the room.
"Pika, pi pika chu, cha." Pikachu explained making his face look like Meowth's.
Next, James went into the room.
"That twerp Ash. He's stupid, and that sugar high of his scared me." He said.
Jessie went into the room next.
"That blasted Pikachu. If it's out on it's own it'll die. MWAHAHAHA!" Jessie laughed before leaving.
Then Brock went in.
"I vote Pikachu. If I can't have Ash all to myself, I don't know what I'll do. KICK OUT PIKACHU!" He shouted.
Then came Meowth.
"I'm votin' for Pikachu. I hate it." Meowth explained.
Ash went next.
"I can't understand a word Pikachu says. I pick him, it, whatever." Ash replied.
Finally, Misty walked into the Turquoise Room.
"I vote for Jessie. I don't know why." She said.
Everyone was back in the living room as Genie's voice came on again.
"The votes are in. PIKACHU LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL BE SUBJECTED TO DEATH!" She bellowed.
"Pi?" Pikachu asked.
A trapdoor opened underneath Pikachu and the yellow rodent fell into the flames beneath.
"Well, let's go to sleep." Ash suggested.
"Yeah, we should go to sleep because it is time to." Misty agreed.
"So let's all go to sleep!" Brock exclaimed.
Everyone blinked for 5 minutes before everyone went to his or her respective room and turned out the lights.
"Ash? Umm…your bed is over there. But, you don't have to move we can share. I don't mind." Brock said happily.
"Neither do I!" Ash exclaimed.
James and Meowth shuddered and soon everyone was asleep.
The next morning, everyone met for breakfast. Unknown to Ash, Jessie had slipped 2 cups of sugar into all 7 of Ash's pancakes and vodka into Brock's orange juice. Ash and Brock continued to sweep all the food off the table and began to strip.
"Woo hoo! That orange juice is grrrrrrreat!" Brock laughed as he tore off his pants.
"Merry Christmas Jumbo Bob!" Ash sang as he moved closer to Brock.
Everyone fled outside leaving Ash and Brock to put their pants back on.
Later on, Ash was taking a bath and the sugar hadn't worn off yet.
"Chew the stamp BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!" Ash yelled.
Ash dropped the soap and plunged under the water to retrieve it. Meanwhile, Brock entered the bathroom, and seeing the full tub, he decided to take a bath. Brock jumped into the tub splashing water everywhere. Ash came up for air.
"BROCK?" Ash screamed.
"ASH? Oh Ash, I'm sorry, didn't know you were in here. Heh heh, I guess I'll go." Brock giggled nervously.
Meanwhile.
Jessie and James were on the couch, Jessie's head in James's lap.
"I love you Jess." James sighed. "
I love you too James." Jessie replied.
He leaned down to kiss her when…
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF GOD!" A voice boomed over the loudspeaker.
"Bobo, get back in your cage and eat another lawn gnome!" Genie screamed, "Ok, listen up everyone, the money challenge is you must all roll your tongues."
Everyone did so.
"Ok, you win $2." Genie called happily, "Bobo, No! The Newspaper is coming soon. Now, the treat challenge is, the first one to kiss another housemate will win a stick."
Jessie and James leaned towards each other, but faster than you could say Holy Matrimony, Ash and Brock were stumbling out of the bathroom in their robes with their lips locked.
"Ash and Brock win the Treat Challenge! Here is the stick." Genie laughed.
A window opened and a stick came flying through the window hitting Ash. Ash slumped to the floor.
Then it was Turquoise Room time.
"I vote Misty." Brock decided on his turn, "Then Ash is mine!"
"I vote Misty." Meowth said, "she's annoyin the heck outta me."
"I vote James!" Ash declared, "I have this process where I eat so much sugar that I pass out and the first name that comes to mind when I come to is the person I vote out."
"Ash must leave!" Jessie complained, "Making out with Brock was too much for me.
"Brock goes!" James said, "Seeing him kiss Ash made me want to throw up."
"Meowth goes because he doesn't like Twinkies." Misty whined on her turn.
All the characters were in the living room.
"MISTY, LEAVE OR BE KISSED BY ASH!" Genie's voice boomed.
Misty left faster than it takes Ash to point his Pokedex at a Pokemon he's seen 1,000,000,000 times.
"Well, time for bed I guess." Said Ash.
"I suppose." Brock said a little too happily.
Everyone went to his or her rooms.
"Hey, someone set fire to my bed!" Ash exclaimed as he observed the fully charred bed.
"Hey Ash, plenty of room right here." Brock giggled.
"Again?" Ash whined, "You kicked me last night."
"Sorry, won't happen again, come on." Brock persuaded.
"Oh what the heck." Ash decided.
James whimpered and got up.
"Where are you going?" Ash and Brock asked in unison.
"I'm sleeping on the couch because I'm scared." James whined.
Jessie yawned as she walked into the living room the next morning. She made herself a cup of coffee and sat down on the couch. When the couch began to move, she stood up quickly.
"Ouch." James moaned, sitting up.
"Sorry James." Jessie whispered sitting next to him, "Why are you sleeping out here?"
"Those two scary twerps. That Brock keeps drooling over Ash, and it makes me nervous. I'm voting Brock out today." James replied.
"That makes two of us." Jessie smiled.
The two members of Team Rocket moved closer together and stared into each other's eyes. Just as their lips were inches apart, a yell erupted from the hallway.
"You were kicking me all night!" Ash growled.
"Please Ash, I'm sorry." Brock cried, "Here, have a doughnut." Little did Ash suspect that there were 3 cups of sugar in it. After swallowing it down, Ash's eyes lit up.
"Oh, no problem Brock, you can kick me again if you want." Ash giggled.
"I have a whip in my suitcase, wanna see?" Brock asked as he began to drool.
"Yeah, yeah, THAT sounds REALLY cool." Ash replied as his voice kept switching volumes.
Ash and Brock disappeared, and two thoroughly frightened Team Rocket members were left sitting shivering on the couch.
"Maybe we'd better call a rain check on that kiss." Jessie murmured.
"I'm not really in the mood anymore either." James sighed.
Later on, James was taking a shower. Brock, being unable to find Ash and feeling particularly evil, snuck into the bathroom where he stole every towel and James's clothes, throwing them in the boys' room. James got out of the shower and began a frantic search of the bathroom to find something he could use to leave the room. Finding nothing, he peeked out door. There was no one, and the towel closet was just inches away. He swiftly dashed into the closet and shut himself inside.
Jessie, having nothing to do, walked past the bathroom and saw wet footprints on the floor leading to the towel closet. Following them, she began to open the closet door.
James panicked. He grabbed a towel and breathed a small sigh of relief. He would have some explaining to do to whoever was opening the door, but at least he had a towel.
"JAMES?" Jessie gasped as her partner fell out of the closet in a towel.
In the shock of seeing Jessie in front of him, James nearly dropped the towel, but caught it just before it slipped down too far. Jessie fell over on the ground laughing. His face became bright red, but went crimson as Ash and Brock walked in on the scene.
"Gotcha!" Brock snickered.
"YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT!" James shouted and proceeded to beat Brock to death.
Brock was dragged away to the nearest hospital and was disqualified. James changed into his clothes and joined his housemates in the living room trying very hard not to blush. It didn't help that Meowth kept snickering.
"Well, now for the money challenge." The voice of Jeanie Joe boomed over the loudspeaker, "There is a rabid wolverine outside. One of you will go outside and poke it with a stick. If you can keep it from tearing your head off, you will win a whole dollar."
"I'm going to be a Pokemon Master! It is my duty to fight this wolverine or else I can't call myself a Pokemon Master in training!" Ash declared. As he walked outside, he grabbed a large bucket of sugar and dumped the contents into his mouth. He began laugh as he walked outside. The wolverine snapped and growled at Ash.
"Wolverine, I'm gonna capture you!" Ash shouted. Ash began to dance and sing, "I'm a little teapot short and stout!" he warbled horribly off key. The wolverine whimpered and began to howl. Ash picked up a large stick and smacked the wolverine over the head. The wolverine fell to the ground unconscious and Ash captured it in a Pokeball.
"Well, I don't really want it." Ash declared as he threw the Pokeball over the wall of the compound. There was a loud scream and the crunching of bones as the beast devoured a cameraman.
"Now for nominations." Jeanie explained.
"I vote for Jessie." Meowth said stepping into the Turquoise room, "I used a code that only I understand, and Jessie's gonna hafta go."
"Jessie," Ash explained, "Her violence scares me."
"Meowth, "James confirmed, "I can't stand him snickering at me all the time."
"Ash must leave." Jessie said, "Team Rocket will triumph!"
"The nominations are in, Jessie you must leave, but take as much time as you need to say goodbye to James." Jeanie announced.
"James, don't loose hope." Jessie cried as her eyes filled with tears.
James hugged her tightly, "Don't worry Jessie, I'll win, for you."
"HEY! LEAVE ALREADY!" Ash shouted.
Jessie left and James sunk down onto the couch.
"Now, if you kick Meowth out of the house, We will give you a copy of Titanic and a TV and VCR to watch it on." Jeanie offered. Meowth was out of that house in less than 5 seconds.
"Wow, whoever's writing this fan-fic must be getting really tired of it." James commented.
"Wait this is a fan-fic?" Ash gasped.
James sighed as a TV and VCR appeared and they began to watch Titanic.
"Hey! If it's so cold on that ship, how come there's steam in the car?" Ash asked.
James sweatdropped and went to his room to sleep being serenaded by Ash who was singing along to "My Heart Will Go On".
On the final day, James lay on the couch. He felt so lost without Jessie and he sighed as Ash entered the room.
"What's your problem?" Ash snorted as he swallowed a cup of sugar.
"This is the longest time that me and Jessie have been apart. I miss her." James sighed.
"Big deal, Misty's been gone for days." Ash retorted.
"Let's get this straight twerp, I am going to win this contest because I AM GOING TO WIN IT FOR JESSIE!" James snapped.
"SUGAR IS BEAUTIFUL! I'm gonna win because I'm the main character." Ash laughed.
"I...I hadn't thought of that." James murmured.
Ash left to pack up, and James began to tear a pillow in half.
"He's going to win because he's the hero. I HATE THAT STUPID TWERP!"
Soon, Ash and James were in the living room and James had covered himself in a blanket. He refused to witness the inevitable victory of the twerp.
"Well now, two left. Who will win and who will be proclaimed the world's biggest looser?" Jeanie Joe said as her voice came over the loudspeaker.
A pitiful sigh came from the blanket. Ash was busy pouring gasoline on the armchair.
"Ok, the results. The winner is…JAMES! That means the loser is Ash. Ash will now be subjected to death by being poked to death by carnies!" Jeanie cackled.
James lifted up the blanket just in time to see five carnies enter the room and poke the twerp to death. Realizing he had won, James danced around the room and left the compound.
Jessie walked down a small dirt road. Meowth had been missing for days, and she was out on her own. Assuming that James was as far away as Meowth must be, Jessie sighed. She was alone again.
"Prepare for trouble?" James's voice called.
"James?" Jessie gasped looking up to see James floating by in the balloon, "Make it double!"
The balloon swooped down, and Jessie giggled as James pulled her into the balloon.
"They wouldn't give the money to me because I'm from Team Rocket." James sighed.
"It's all right, there's always next time right?" Jessie laughed.
"Yeah, double trouble time right?" James asked.
"Sound's great to me James." Jessie replied.
Jessie peeked over the side of the balloon to make sure Meowth wasn't there. Then she moved towards her surprised partner and as the balloon sailed off into the sunset, they kissed.