Hayla, Trent and Hitmonlee were in Lavender Town. They head towards a small grassy area outside of town to try and find another Flameowth.
"We've searched for hours. Let's go to the gym. We'll never find another Flameowth." Sighed Trent.
"Monlee!" agreed Hitmonlee.
"Wait, what's that?" exclaimed Hayla pointing to a bright flash of light appearing before them.
~*~
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Rei tapped her nails on the bookshelf in Minako's room that she was leaning on. She was late again!
"Chibi-usa, where is that Usagi!? Wasn't she with you?"
"Sure, but she took off with Mamoru again." The pink haired girl complained, "It's not my fault she's late!" Rei sighed.
Suddenly the door burst open as a very much out of breath Usagi came bursting through the door long blond pigtails flying. There was a collective sweatdrop round the room. Usagi plopped herself down on a bunch of pillows strewn on the floor. "Sorry guys. So what's up?"
"Well, "Rei growled.
Ami cut in, "We were just discussing a rift that has been popping up in Tokyo over the past few days. We were trying to figure out what's been causing it.."
Luna dropped from the bookshelf onto Usagi's shoulder, "We think it my be the enemy coming once again."
"Of course it may not be," Minako chimed in, "But we better make sure before something happens…"
Just then there was a bright flash of light in the room and the three cats, Luna, Artemis, and Diana began to shimmer.
"What the?!" Makoto gasped and jumped up off the floor. Too late, as she got to them the cats dissapeared.
Three cats with crescent moons on their foreheads suddenly appeared.
"What's that!" shrieked Hayla as she pulled out her Pokedex.
"No available data." Chirped the stupid machine happily.
"If Meowths with flame charms on their foreheads are Flameowths, maybe these are Moon meowths." Trent suggested.
"Whatever they are, the little one is so cute! I have to catch it!" said Hayla, "Go Charmeleon, use Fire Spin!"
As the fire engulfed the little gray kitten she let out a little wail. When the fire extinguished itself the kitten was charred and mewing. The two adult cats immediately bounded in front of it hair bristling hackles raised, hissing. Hayla began to throw a Great ball when 6 more figures appeared. The six girls quickly took in the scene and an outraged Sailor Moon stepped up to the front.
Going through her legendary posing she started her speech, "I am Sailor Moon! Champion of Justice! How dare you attack these innocent cats. In the name of the moon prepared to be punished Negatrash!"
"Oh no! Team Rocket must be after the meowths too! And Hitmonlee!" said Hayla.
Trent stared at them starry eyed, "Wow, I didn't know Team Rocket had gotten such beautiful new recruits…"
Down came the paper fan, "Down boy down! This is not the time! The meowths!" Hayla growled.
All the other senshi stepped up behind her. Sailor Venus in orange and blue along with Sailor Jupiter in green and pink, and Mars in Red and purple stepped up to the "youmas" while the other three stepped up to Trent and Hayla readying their attacks.
"Mars Soul…"
"Mercury Aqua…"
"Jupiter Supreme…"
"Venus Crescent…"
"Moon Tiara..."
"Pink Sugar Heart…"
"Scyther, Cut attack." shouted Trent.
"Mistbra go! Psywaterskullbash, get rid of Team Rocket." Yelled Hayla.
Before anything could happen everyone froze mid-attack, as in the air between them two radiant forms shimmered into being.
"Why are Sailor Scouts in my Pokemon fanfic?" exclaimed one girl.
The taller girl's eyebrows lifted in a little twitch. "Your fanfic? What do you mean your fanfic. What in the name of the moon are your Pokemon characters doing in my Sailor Moon fanfic!?!?!? How dare you! I shall not forgive you!" She aimed a finger at Hitmonlee and it suddenly began growing multiple appendages in strange and unusual places.
"Let's see what Sailor Moon looks like with purple skin!" Shouted the first girl as Sailor Moon began changing color. Sailor Moon shrieked in horror and the other senshi gasped as their leader slowly became more and more like a grape.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Luna!!!! I wanna go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wailed Sailor Moon tears gushing.
"I hate to interrupt," said Hayla, "but who are you and why does my Hitmonlee look like a Machamp?"
Slowly both girls turned their heads simultaneously with blank faces, All was silent, and only the breeze blew sweeping the girls long hair out.
"We are the authors." Replied the girls as one.
"Prepare for Trouble."
"Make it double."
"To protect the world from devastation."
"To unite all people's within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Ringo."
"Star."
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
"That's right!" exclaimed the Raticate who jumped between Team Rocket.
The tall author twitched and several stress marks appeared and she turned to her now seeming co-author. "What are they doing here? You put them here didn't you? First messing with my Sailor Moon fanfic and now you bring them here!!!!!" she bellowed outraged (again), "I shall not forgive you!" (again) she pointed a finger at Trent. The starry eyed boy snapped out of it, but instead he started running around like a Charmander. She folded her arms looking smug.
"I didn't pay Team Rocket to do a cameo!" exclaimed the shorter author.
"You didn't?" her face went slack and the stress marks disappeared and all changes she'd made reverted as did the shorter author's.
"The THING sent us." Replied Ringo.
"The, the thing?" asked both authors in unison.
"No, no, no. The THING" corrected Star pointing to the sky.
"I am the THING," bellowed a loud voice, "I created all anime and manga."
"You did?!" The taller author went SD and her eyes became starry as she clasped her hands in front over her *-*
"This is just a fanfic. You know a tribute." Said the shorter author.
The tall author was still starry eyed.
"Oh, in that case there you go." Said the THING as it turned Team Rocket into a heap of smoldering ashes and disappeared.
She still remained SD.
The shorter author glared at her co-writer, "Hey, the THING is gone…"
No change.
Sweatdrop. She pulled out a paper fan. "Hey!" SMACK!
She straightened up glaring. "What? What?"
"Let's settle this with a Pokemon match." Said the shorter author.
The taller author put her hands on her hips. "That's not fair!" she exclaimed, "I don't have any Pokemon!"
The shorter author whispered something to her.
"Oh I get it! All Pokemon toe the line!" She pointed to the three cats innocently washing themselves, "You too, Luna, Artemis, Diana."
The tall blond author snapped and the three cats began to shimmer and glow. Luna changed into a Rapidash, Artemis to a Growlithe, and tiny Diana transformed into a giant Mewtwo. Artemis glanced down at himself and made an attempt at a hiss but only achieved a growl to his horror.
"How humiliating!" he covered his muzzle with his paws.
The taller author took aside the senshi and it was decided that Sailor Mars would battle because of her aggressive nature and her kinship with the two fire Pokemon, and explained the attacks that the cats/Pokemon could use. The battle began. First Hayla's Hitmonlee attacked Growlithe/Artemis. Though its Fire Blast attack did extreme damage, Hitmonlee still won with a powerful Mega Kick. Then Trent used Scyther against Rapidash/Luna.
Off to the side Venus and Jupiter gawked over Trent.
"Look at him! He's so cute" Minako exclaimed.
"He looks just like my old boyfriend." Makoto sighed.
Together, "I need a boyfriend!"
Collective sweatdrop.
Scyther used Pin Missile, but Rapidash's Flamethrower attack was too strong. Scyther fainted.
"Aww…. He lost." Makoto sighed.
"Maybe we should go comfort him…"
Mars lost her temper, "Who's side are you on?!?!?!?!?!?!"
The next two to fight were Charmeleon and Mewtwo/Diana. Charmeleon was about to use Flamethrower, when another rift opened up. The cats changed back and the Sailor Senshi were carried away.
"What, was, that!?!?!?!?!?" exclaimed Hayla.
"The, the, hot girls!" exclaimed Trent.
Once again his face met a paper fan.
"That, was a messed up fanfic." Said the THING.
"Nope! That was our crossover," exclaimed the tall author, "tah-tah!"
And both authors shimmered out leaving a very confused team.