Sinclair Intimacy Institute - Affectionately known as the "Sinclair Smut Institute," this institute is devoted to making sure that you have better sex. And yes, I'm the heir to the smut dynasty!
Sinclair Seminars - Treament and correction of sex offenders and assessment of psychopaths. Yup, another Sinclair project. Sinclairs and psychopaths go hand-in-hand like eggs and cauliflower. And yes, I'm the next CEO!
Sinclair College - We've gone into education and we're polluting minds left right and center. We teach a bit but mostly just corrupt people. And yes, I'm the Dean!
Sinclair Broadcast Group - We're taking over the world, we've started by changing your thought patterns while you listen to our broadcasts. And yes, I'm the station manager!
Sinclair Technologies - No, this isn't some kinky division of the smut instituete, we make antennas and stuff here!
Sinclair Oil - Again, not associated with better sex. This is how we Sinclairs made our famous fortune, with oil! And yes, I'm an oil baroness!
Sinclair International - This Sinclair company makes high quality products designed for precision rifle shooters! Just when you thought all the weird ones were done already! That's right! And yes, I'm a sharp-shooter!
Sinclair Research - Maker of the world's smallest FM radio! The size of a coin, it fits right in your ear! Handy for precision sharpshooters! Handy for anything! Everyone needs a coin-sized radio!
Sinclair Communication - This seemingly innocent "internet provider" is really helping take over the world! Oops, I mean provide internet service in Kitsap and North Mason counties!
Sinclair Imports - Wouldn't you like to know what we're importing? So would the police.
Sinclair Service Assesments - We do "mystery shopping" to snoop on your business and see how they perform. We're sneaky people!
Sinclair & Associates - Those associates want recognition. God, as if working with us wasn't gift enough. They are web developers. Oooooh, aaaaah!
Sinclair Secondary School - Because Sinclair College just wasn't enough. Gotta get 'em while they're too young to fight against the mind control.
Sinclair's Attic - Buy our old junk. Just kidding, it's actually our arts & crafts page. Maybe you can find some stuff I made in Guides!
Sinclair House B&B - How quaint, stay at a REAL Sinclair house! A dream come true for many children, a great family destination!
Sinclair Museum - Do I really need to explain this? The all-Sinclair museum, what more do you need?