Part 4: You Can’t Be Serious!?

 

Angel/Louis sniffed. “Didn’t work before.”

 

Lestat glared at Maximus. “You killed my Louis!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!” He jumped Maximus, much to the chargin of Armand.

 

“Hey! I get to kill him first.” Armand joined the battle.

 

“Twenty on Lestat.” Daniel handed Marius a twenty. Marius nodded. “Done.”

 

Nicki/Nyx suddenly said, “Oh shit.” Then the wild look in his eyes disappeared and Nyx is left there. “Hey, what’s going on?”

 

Angel, who was back to normal, just glared at Nyx. “We all went insane and the world is coming to an end. And I’m going to bed.”

 

Suddenly he is glomped by Lestat, who finish pounding Maximus into the ground. “Wo ai ni. I have a coffin for two.”

 

Out of nowhere, a mallet appears in Angel’s hand and Angel yelled, “LESTAT NO BAKA!!” And Lestat went flying out courtesy of Angel Express Airlines.

 

Akasha yelled, “SHUT UP EVERYBODY!!” (She loves to yell) “I have made my decision. Since the mental stability of the clones is nonexistent, this experiment is terminated.”

 

“WHAT!” Angel and Lilith squawked.

 

Marcus ran up to Akasha waving a clipboard. “But the data suggests..”

 

Akasha sneered. “Screw your data.” She grabbed the human and snapped his neck. Then she tossed the corpse aside. “Now, since the clones are part vampire, they will be put into the custody of the Council.”

 

“MINE!” Armand, Lestat, Marius, and David all jumped for Angel. Angel grabbed a katana and brandished it threatening. The vampires screeched to a stop.

 

Akasha shook her head. “Idiots.” Then she grabbed her consort. “I will decide who gets who. Until then, Angel, Nyx, and Lilith will be staying here. Any questions anyone?” It wasn’t a question.

 

Armand contemplated how to get a job at the lab, David carefully noticed the ventilation system and plotted to get a copy of the building plans, Marius was wondering how much begging he would have to do to Akasha, and Lestat was deciding whether to have the silk or satin sheets on the bed.

 

Angel was fervently researching the ten easiest ways to kill a vampire and he didn’t let go of his sword.

 

Lilith was planning a way to get Lestat into bed.

 

Nyx just went into his room and took out a violin. Then Nicolas smiled deviously. “Everything’s going fine.”