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10/19/2000 9:40:01 AM

Quick observation: girls that weigh as much as me (or close) should NOT wear those "Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody" skirts with the slit all the way up to the hip.

It's just wrong. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go vomit up my breakfast. Have a nice day.

10/17/2000 11:45:17 AM

hey there...sorry i didnt update yesterday...was MAD busy at work, and i wanted to scan this picture before i wrote the story. =)

this past weekend me, the wifey, and our camping buddies (see picture menu above) went to Six Flags Great Adventure for "Fright Fest". every october, Six Flags changes its park into a "halloween-ish/scary" type deal. anyways. we thought since it was middle of october there wouldnt be many ppl there. boy were we wrong. parking lot was packed. long ass lines everywhere =(

we then went to wait in line for the haunted house, or as six flags called it, "BRUTAL PLANET" - i read somewhere that this was supposedly one of the scariest haunted houses in the country??? this wasnt a traditional haunted house...it was actually an outdoor trail that you have to walk through, passing by these monsters walking around (actors in make up again) - but its pretty bugged out - they dont touch you but they do get RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE ...kinda like that seinfeld episode with the "close talker". haehehaeeh.

its kinda messed up cuz they like block the path and you have to walk AROUND them to get to the end. some of these ppl are just crazy though. from the beginning, all i can remember is my friend Zandra grabbing Mimi, running down the path backwards, yelling "STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!! STOOOOOOPPPPP!" - and i see some guy jumping all around and chasing her down the path. hahahaehae funny shiet. then there is this one part that is totally covered in smoke...and you cant see anything - next thing you know theres a guy right in your face. scary scary shit. so finally you walk thru this hallway of horrors...theres like a guy in an electric chair - dead bodies, etc. and at the end, i saw these 2 guys with chainsaws. they were chasing after the people that were coming out of the hallway.

what happened next i will NEVER live down for the rest of my life - mimi was walking next to me, when i saw the two guys chasing the people in front of us. one guy went to the left and the other to the right. i saw an opening right up the middle - and the only thought that went thru my head was "if i can just break out really quick then they wont chase me..."

so next thing i know im running as fast as i can towards the exit. and im not talking jogging/fast walking here. im talkin FULL-ON/FULL SPEED/LUNGS HURTING FROM THE COLD AIR RUNNING. and i never looked back. (at least until i was about 100 feet away)

and WHY won't i live this down you ask? one small detail i forgot... i LEFT Mimi behind. *WHOOPS* left her to get cut up by the chainsaw guys. as im resting my hands on my knees, bent over, panting...i look up and see a very PISSED-OFF girlfriend, stomping her feet towards me. DAMN! i shoulda just kept running all the way to the car. in my head im thinking: "shit. i would rather get cut up by the chainsaw guys than have to deal w/her shit. here we go..." =P *yap yap yap*

so goes my fright fest story. oh and by the way..yes i am STILL hearing about this "you left me" shit 3 days later.