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10/5/2000 1:39:54 PM

damn. ever bid for something on ebay that seemed like a good idea at the time? damnit. now i might actually have to PAY for this =(. i never really thought i'd win the damn auction. this sucks. someone please bid more than me! *pray* *kick myself in the ass*

anyways. im happy. The FAT Project is now in full swing! Check daily for the next installment. Riveting material isn't it? =P The girl is kinda cute too. i wonder if she'll still be cute after gaining 30lbs. hehehehe

quickie today. back to work.

10/4/2000 10:29:23 AM

hey dudes =) i didnt put an update yesterday coz i wanted to make sure all of you were able to read the camping story =) hahahah turns out a lot of you liked eh? well...fyi...it was all fiction. me and randy didnt get chased by an axe-wielding redneck, although we really did meet a redneck. oh yeah by the way thats really me up there in the cue-cam pic. thats a pic i took at the campground using the night vision on my camera. scary isnt it? whats even scarier are the bags under my eyes from all the lack of sleep last week. *doh*!

anyways. i watched the new show Dark Angel last night. damn. how dope was that? pretty cool story...although i think the whole "underground resistance to save/change the world" type deal is kinda bleh. but yo. Jessica Alba is the bomb man. kinda like a cuter Trinity from "The Matrix". good looks and she's a bad ass too. hahaha i was rollin when she was kickin them guys' asses. *cheer* it looks like my tuesday nights are gonna be pretty busy for a while...

oh btw..."That 70's Show" season premiere last nite was some of the funniest shit i've seen on tv in a while. hahahah they had a scene in it where they showed the three guys, eric, hyde, and kelso getting high back in grade school. *dying*.

okay thats enough for my tv reviews...back to work. see ya

10/2/2000 3:49:53 PM

i went camping this past weekend =) hahah pretty good time. i havent went since the summer of 1998. me and 3 friends went up to cedar ridge campground in north jersey (near delaware water gap). and i guess since im writing this...i made it home safe and wasn't killed by any blair witch or jersey devil *phew*.

i got up there saturday afternoon and proceeded to cook some dead animal meat over the fire (as all camping MEN do)... my other 2 friends who went up friday night were cold, dirty, and hungry by this time. turns out they only brought 'snacks' to eat in the meantime and were freezing to death in the cold september mountain air. hehehehehe. after we grubbed - we took a hike at this place called Dingman's (?) Falls. It was okie...short hike..not too steep. Still i got a cramp in my quad =/ damn im seriously out of shape. anyways...we got back to the campsite and started up a fire to make dinner - but we needed wood, so my buddy and i went over to the campground store and bought some wood. (i know...i know...real camping MEN would have cut down their own wood, but gimme a break okay. im a freekin geek. not paul bunyan.).

had a pretty interesting conversation w/the guy over there. he was one of them real outdoor types. really scraggly and "mountain-y" lookin. our conversation went something like this (Us: is my friend Randy and myself. Him: the mountain-y dude.):

Us: "Can we get some firewood?"
Him: [use your best mountain man accent here] "What's that ya say? Yew city-boys need some gawd-damn wood?"
Us: "Um...yeah." *we look at each other*
Him: "Boy, it sure is colder than a witch's tit out here ain't it?"
Us: *blank stare* "Uh-huh."
Him: "Can't get much good firewood these days...everybody done cut up all the gawd-damn oaks out here. I 'member this one time I hadda cut up this gawd-damn sunufabitch oak - sunufabitch musta been this big around (makes wide hand gesture)..."
Us: *nodding*

(he proceeds to talk about this "gawd-damn sunufabitch oak" for about 30 minutes... meanwhile, Randy and i are just standing there shivering)

Us: (impatient and cold as hell by now) "So, uh...can we get this wood or not?"
Him: "Boy! Don't you talk to me like that! Gawd-damn chinks! I killed hunerts of you sunsa-bitches back in Ko-reeh-ah!"

(he then proceeds to pull out the biggest "gawd-damn" axe i ever saw in my life and starts chasing after us with it)

Us: *yelling* "RUN DUDE! MOVE YOUR ASS! RUN!"
Him: *laughing* "Boy you chinks shore do skare easy...now lemme get that wood fer ya..."
Us: *pissing in our pants* "Um. Ok."