Adventure in Strawberyy Land
Part 2
by Sarah


Disclaimers: The G-boys don't belong to me *sob* *mutter*like everything else in the world.*brightens* But..........I get to have a lot of fun with them so life's OK!

Duo: A VERY sick kind of fun!

Sarah:*innocent look* Whatever do you me, Duo?

Duo:You know exactly what I mean!

Sarah: Duo if your good I'll write you and Heero in a lemon fic

Duo:OK!

Heero:*smirk*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*bows deeply* 'It's very nice to meet you your Highness.

"The same to you Quatre, and who are you friends?"

*cool circus bow* "Just call me Trowa Barton."

*reluctant almost-not-there-bow* "Chang Wufei."

*glare*

"Heero!"

*glare* "Heero. Heero Yui"

"Nice to meet all of you now we must conduct the test to see which of you will do best."
br> "Nani?!"

*cough* "The best in what sir?"

"Why the best suitor for my daughter of course!"

Heero*grunt* *mumble* "Let's just see you make me........."

Wufei:*faint*

(Wufei's note: I can't believe you made me faint that is for the weak!)

(Author's note: Then I guess your weak.)

(Wufei's note: This is injustice!)

(Author's note: Shut up or I’m going to make you do something dishonorable.)

(Wufei's note: *mutters* once I get out of here.........)

*cough* Back to the story.................

Trowa: !..........!!

"Now Tiny will take you to get ready, off you go," *makes shoeing motions*

*steps back* "Sorry not possible, no one can see him unless he is performing a test."

*step forward again* "Than let's go watch him take a test."

The Strawberry King who was about half the size of Heero agreed to start Duo's tests with the condition that Heero would stay at least five feet away from him.

"Heero you should be more polite, I mean we just met the guy and first impressions are the most important thing and he is a - "

"Shut up, I don't really care about what he thinks of me he is a freakin strawberry!"

A buzzer sounded off and the G- Boys had to cover their ears if they wanted what was left of their hearing to stay with them. The King clapped his hands and the buzzer turned off obediently.

"Congratulations! You won the first test. You were the first t to notice that I am a strawberry!"

Wufei: I think anyone could of told you that.

"No you are foreigner so one must have great skill to know what I am, you have one point, Heero."

Quatre: Good job Heero I think you getting on his good side!

Heero:*gives an you-better-not-fall-asleep-cause-I'll-kill-you-if-you-do glare* Great...

Before the conversation could continue they were lead into a room with red seats facing a window that showed a big open area with a dirt ground. The kind of area where a guy was going to fight a bull or chase a pig or something.

"The Foul-Mouthed- One's first test is to survive against the Wild One."

"What exactly is the Wild One?"

"Why he is the most feared creature in all of my Strawberry Kingdom. He is a least 2 times the size of me, has razor sharp teeth and in BLUE!" *king shivers*

"What's so bad about that? I mean if he's 2 times as big as you that means he is about our size right? And razor sharp teeth isn't the worst thing he's gone up aga- "

"Did you not hear me!?!? The creature is BLUE!"

*stare*

*grunt*

"......"

Before they was anymore time for comments Duo came into view. He was wearing skin tight pants with an equally tight shirt and they were both red. I'm not talking the dull fading red either. It was a *BRIGHT* red. You could probably blind you self if you stared at him to long. Heero was probably going to considering he was starring at Duo not even blinking. He had a nice little river traveling down the side of his mouth and was thinking not to clean thoughts when a loud speaker came through the cheery little room.

"WE ARE NOW RELEASING THE WILD ONE THOSE WITH SESITIVE EYES AND SMALL CHILDREN PLEASE LEAVE THE AREA!"

Duo stood in the middle or the arena while a clanking sound could be heard in the distance. Every one watched and waited......and waited..........and waited..........

"Hey isn't something supposed to happen now?!" Duo glared at the sky*

"HOLD ON." a voice from nowhere in particular snapped.

A few more minutes passed and a purple thing came walking out.

"I thought is was blue?"

"OOOPS!"

The purple thing changed into a blue cross between a lion and a strawberry.........(don't ask cause I don't know)

Trowa:*eyes go SD* Reminds me of my days in the circus.......

Quatre:*pats Trowa's head* There, there..

Trowa:*sniff* I need something to take my mind of lion-san...

Quatre:*seductive smile* I can think of a few things that would work.............

Trowa and Quatre engage in a deep lip-lock while Heero wipes his mouth and continues drooling at Duo.

***************

Heero:*glare*
br> Sarah:What!?!

Heero:I do NOT drool!

Duo:*snicker*

Sorry it was so short! The next one will be longer I promise! Comments? Flames? Wishes to kill the author? Send um all to me! JA!!!


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