A Silly
Lil' Fic
by Blue
Violet
It was a nice and sunny Sunday morning. The birds were chirping and the
bees were buzzing. (Note: This fic is NOT about the birds and the bees.)
All in all, it was a beautiful day. And the Gundam pilots were still in
bed. After all, who would be crazy enough to wake up early on a Sunday
morning when you can wake up late without any worries? Definately not
the G-boys and most definately not me, no matter how mentally
deranged I am.
Anyway, the pretty blonde pilot called Quatre was the first to wake up
that morning which was a pretty normal thing for him because he always
woke up first. Even on Sunday mornings.
"Oohh...,"moaned Quatre as he clutched his head. "This is the worst
hangover yet!"
He blinked his eyes but everything looked blurred to him. So he blinked
several more times - but still everything looked blurry and distorted.
"Next time, I must remember not to join in any of Duo's drinking parties
or drinking games," he muttered to himself. He always vowed not to do that
everytime he had a horrible hangover but of course, he would readily join
Duo's drinking activities whenever he was invited to.
He heard the sound of his lover snoring softly beside him. Trowa
hardly ever snored - and if he did, it was because he had a cold or was
too damn tired doing some... stuff in the middle of the night. The blonde
boy smiled to himself wickedly. They sure had a wild time last
night!
Suddenly his stomache growled and he decided he'd better get down and
cook a nice, scrumptious meal for himself, his beloved Trowa - and for
everybody else in the house. Quatre was the resident cook and usually
Trowa helped him. The others could not be counted on to whip up even
the most simplest of meals. They were a hazard to Quatre's kitchen and
to all of them. (ps: Read 'The Great Cooking Disaster' by me and Black
Shadow. :P)
Quatre didn't feel like getting out of bed but he knew he had to cook for
them all and especially for his beloved koi, or else they would be having
Fruit Loops for breakfast and that was what they had been eating during
every single meal for the past four days. And Quatre hated those Fruit
Loops and those Lucky Charms cereal. And there was an entire cabinet
full of that stuff - all because Duo loved to eat them so much.
The blonde boy turned to face his lover but his lover was facing the oppsite
direction so he could only get a look of his lover's bare back. His vision
was still blurred and he couldn't see clearly still, but he was sure that
was Trowa's back he was seeing.
"Trowa, do you want me to make you your favourite strawberry pancakes?"
asked Quatre in his sweet voice. "I'll make them just the way you like
it - if you give me my morning kiss first."
All Quatre got was a snore as a reply. He felt a flicker of annoyance.
Usually Trowa would wake up if Quatre had all ready awoken. But here
he was, sleeping and snoring away, totally absorbed in his sleep and
ignoring the blonde.
"Trowa? Don't you want your pancakes?" asked Quatre as he shook Trowa's
shoulder gently.
"Don't bother me," muttered Trowa crabbily as he pulled the covers over
his head.
Trowa's voice somehow sounded strange to Quatre. They sounded more
rougher and gruffer. Quatre wondered if Trowa had a sore throat or
something.
Quatre felt worried. What if Trowa was really sick? "Trowa? Trowa! Turn
around so I can check your temperature," he said urgently.
Trowa grumbled a while before turning around only it wasn't Trowa but -
"Wufei?"
"Quatre?!"
Trowa awakened to the sounds of two bloodcurdling screams and not to the sounds of the
birds chirping like always. The unibanged pilot thought that he heard his
golden angel scream just now but then he thought that he wa just imagining
things. After all, Quatre was right beside him in bed.
But he was sure that he had heard Wufei screaming. Like he had seen a
ghost or something. Or maybe he was in trouble.
Trowa started to get up from bed but he fell down with a thud. He blinked.
He couldn't see well. Everything looked weird to him. Even the room.
In fact it didn't look like Quatre's room. But of course, he blamed it
onto his blurry vision.
He saw a big lump on the bed. He smiled to himself. Quatre was practically
buried under the layers of covers. It reminded him of bears hibernating. He thought
that was cute. (Does that seem cute to you?)
"Angel, I think Wufei's in trouble. Maybe we should go and check up on
him," he said. But Quatre didn't even stir. "Angel, it's wakey-wakey
time!" he said in an adorable way.
"Duo! Shut up and let me sleep?"
'Duo?' thought Trowa. 'And that doesn't sound like Quatre either.'
He marched towards the lump and pulled away the covers to reveal...
Heero Yuy.
"Trowa! What did you do that for!" snapped Heero irritably then suddenly
he noticed that the tall pilot was naked and his face was as pale as
flour.
There were two more screams in the house that morning.
"Why is everybody screaming, ne Heero?" muttered Duo sleepily. "Don't
they know that today is Sunday and don't they know that some
people are trying to get enough beauty sleep?"
It was crucial for him to get enough beauty sleep because he certainly
didn't get any sleep last night. Duo glowed as he thought about the
events that took place last night. Nights with Heero was always fun and
exciting.
Duo waited for Heero to answer but there was only silence. There was not
even a snort or Heero's usual "Hn."
"Heero?"
The braided American reached for his lover but instead of feeling his
lover's back or his hand or any part of his body, he felt his hand
touching a small fuzzy thing. At first he thought it was Heero's head.
But it was much too small to be a head.
'Oh my god!' Duo thought frantically. 'Has Heero somehow shrunk or has
he morphed into a baby?'
Duo got up quick as lightning and threw the covers aside and sweatdropped.
He felt that he was the most stupidest person on Earth and on anywhere else
in the entire universe.
"Aaaaaahhhh!!!! I've been having sex with a teddy bear!!!"
Duo: That. Was the stupidest fic in the entire world!
Wufei: Onnaaaa!!! How dare you put me into a completely dishonourable
story? This is injustice I tell you. Injustice!!
BV: Come on! Where's your sense of humor? *sweatdrops* Oh yeah. I forgot
that Heero, Wufei and Trowa never had any sense of humor.
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Duo: That goes ditto for me, too! Why was I the only one slept who with a
teddy bear!? Man, that is so humiliating!
Wufei: Injustice! Injustice! The world is evil!! I am never gonna
be in any of your fics again!
Quatre: Why did I end up in bed with Wufei again?
Trowa: *glares* I'll ask Catherine to throw her knives at you for doing that.
BV: Shut up! Shut up! Or else I'll write more stupid fics like this!!
(Instantly everyone fell quiet.)
BV: *shrugs* Oh well, I'll still write more fics like this one way or another...
G-boys: Get her!!!
(BV screams and runs as the boys chase her all over the place with
bazookas, machine-guns... the works.)
BV: I don't care! I'll write another stupid fic whether you guys like it
or not!
*BOOM!!!*
Quatre: Is she dead all ready?
Heero: I think so.
G-boys: Yay!!!
I betcha think that this fic is silly, stupid or even both. But that's
OK I guess cos I'm just writing this according to the title! Hope it was
funny though. Anyhow, I wrote this cos I haven't been writing any new
fics lately and I haven't continued all my unfinished fics either...
when will I be able to finish them, I wonder? Anyway, if you got any
fic requests or ideas or maybe you wanna co-write a fic with me just
e-mail me at blue_violet@gundamwing.org
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