Part 3 is FINALLY finished! This one took me a little longer just because the writer's juice had begun to run low. Friendly e-mails telling me what you think of the story really help! E-Mail me and tell me what you liked or didn't like! All e-mails will get a reply! Firefly867@aol.com

Anyhoo, Thanks SOOOO much to Esha (Sakura-Chan). We spent a whole HOUR on the phone figuring out what would happen so I could get this fic done soon. ONLY 1 MORE PART TO GO!!!

DISCLAIMER : The characters are not mine, but belong to whomever made the series. The situation IS mine though, so you all can see how wacky my imagination really is!

WARNING : HUMOR!!! RELENA BASHING!!! (gotta love both, ne?)

Duo was first to comment "Uh.. where are we?"

Wufei glared at him. "Well if you don't know Maxwell, what makes you think WE know?"

Duo was now thoroughly agitated. "Well EXCUUUSE ME, Justice Boy!" Wufei snorted.

"Knock it off you two," Quatre was quick to intervene. Ordinarily Wufei would have been more than a match for the braided pilot, but the day's earlier bout with blood loss had left him shaky and irritable. An encounter between the two could result in two very hurt or dead Gundam pilots.

Wufei continued to glare in Duo's direction.

Stupid loudmouthed baka. Sometimes I wish I could just wrap my hands around that braid and pu-

"AACK!!! DUO!" His musings had been cut short when something small and slippery smacked him upside the head.

"It wasn't me, baka!" Duo looked outraged.

The two continued their sparing match, trying to stare each other down. Quatre sighed and looked to Trowa and Heero for help. Curiously, both boys had their eyes glued to the object which had beaned Wufei barely moments before. Quatre leaned in for a close inspection when, suddenly, the item began to flop about on the ground.

"Whaa-" Quatre was speechless. Wufei and Duo had halted in their bickering to stare with the others. Heero, not quite as dumbstruck as everyone else by the turn of events, reached down and grabbed the thrashing figure from where it had landed on the ground. He held it up in front of him quizzically.

"I think it's a fish."

The others could only nod. Trowa quickly regained his composure. "Where did it come from? There's no water around here and I don't think it- " he was cut short when a squishy "SPLAT" sounded somewhere off to his right. The pilots turned. A fish had landed not ten feet from where they stood.

"Uh.." Quatre stared at the flopping fish. "I think they may be falling from the sky."

"But we're indoors," Trowa gently reminded him. The boys glanced up.

Although they were obviously in another one of Relena's rooms, there was no visible ceiling. A thick covering of clouds blocked anything that may have been there. Three more "SPLAT"s brought their attention back to the ground.

"Where are all these fish coming from?"

Six more abruptly fell from the sky, and, after the initial impact with the ground.. picked themselves up and began to dance circles around the pilots.

Duo lost it.

"That's it! What's going on h - AAAH!" A falling fish had lodged itself in his braid. As he struggled to remove it, the others glanced at the numerous fish dancing around them. More were falling everywhere and joining in the dance. Soon the entire ground would be covered with prancing fish.

"What do we do now?" Quatre asked shyly, shielding his head with his arms against the barrage of fish falling from the sky. The others just shook their heads.

"Let's find a way out," Heero offered in his usual monotone. He had just turned to leave when a falling fish smacked him in the face. Losing his well placed control, he whipped out his gun and fired repeatedly at the fish until it lay still.

"Was that really necessary, Heero?" Duo had come to stand beside his lover.

"Hn," was Heero's only reply. Duo gently placed his hand on the Japanese boy's shoulder.

Suddenly, the ground began to shake violently. The boys were looking around frantically for the cause of the disturbance when they heard an all too familiar voice.

"GET OFF MY HEERO YOU BRAIDED BITCH!!!"

The boys stared wide eyed. What they had assumed was the ground, was slowly rising in places and taking the form of a giant fish! When the fish raised it's head and glared at Duo, the G-Wing pilots froze. Even on the sleek fish's body, the blonde hair, blue eyes, (and loud mouth), were unmistakable. Heero sweatdropped.

"Re - Relena?"

The Relena headed fish turned to smile sweetly at him. "Yes, Heero?"

The smile was immediately wiped from her face though as she turned to

Duo, still with his hand on Heero's shoulder.

"I said GET OFF HIM you little hussy!"

Duo tightened his grip on Heero.

"He loves ME, not YOU, you Relena fish FREAK!"

The fish's coloring slowly turned to an angry scarlet. "Whaa - WHAT?!?"

She let out a high pitched shriek. "NONE of you can have my Heero, you hear me? NONE of you!" And with that, her long blonde hair slowly began to grow. It quickly reached for the boys standing next to Heero, and attempted to strangle them.

"RUN!" Duo found himself yelling for the second time that day. The five boys took off just as the ground began to shake once more.

"COME BACK HERE!" the fish squealed. "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!"

The boys ran, Wufei in the rear, slicing at the long tangles of blonde hair with his sword. Quatre began to cry.

"What are we going to do? We can't run like this forever."

As if on cue, a door appeared, floating somewhere out in front of them.

"Quick! In there!" Wufei called, struggling with the constant growth of hair behind him. Relena's voice could be heard from somewhere behind them.

"Stupid split ends!"

The G-boys ran for the door frantically, stepping on the idiotic dancing fish as they went. Upon reaching the door, they quickly pulled it open leaping through to what they HOPED was safety on the other side. They were wrong. A slight blonde figure approached them.

"Oh, hi, Heero!" Relena said cheerfully. "I missed you so much!"