Songfic: Pink, By AeroSmith

By Lena Ban Obsidian, Chieftain of the Obsidian Clan anddestroyer of calm

Open on Heero and Trowa absently sipping mugs of Coffee, sitting next to each other and gazing out a window at the snowy world. Quatre and Duo sneak up behind them, wearing big smiles.

Quatre: Pink- It’s my new obsession

The two stoics turn to see that Quatre is wearing pink bell-bottoms, a magenta T-shirt that’s really tight, and a pair of lavender sunglasses atop his head. Duo is the same, but he also has a nice, pink, feather boa. Both stoics immediately stand and sweat-drop.

Duo: Pink, it’s not even a question.

The two pink-clad bishounen grab the arms of their respective lovers, swinging them in close.

Quatre: Pink- on the lips of your lover

Trowa now notices the berry pink lip-gloss Quatre is wearing. He blinks and doesn’t think to avoid the kiss Quatre gives him.

Duo: ‘Cause pink is the love you discover…

Duo throws Heero down on the table and gives him one of those looks. They kiss in that lovely, lip bruising, passionate way we like to think they should.

Duo and Quatre: Pink

Duo: As the Bing on your cherry

Duo and Quatre: Pink

Quatre: ‘Cause you are so very

Duo and Quatre: Pink, it’s the color of passion

Trowa and Heero have regained their senses and watch in a slightly bemused manner.

Duo and Quatre: But today, it just goes with the fashion (They do octave jump, both stoics stare)

Quatre: Pink, it was love at first sight

He gives Trowa a predatory grin; the other blinks again andis savagely kissed.

Duo: Pink, when I turn out the light

Heero takes action and kisses Duo hurriedly, trying to wriggle out from under the other and get to the door. We finally notice that Trowa is doing the same. It’s too strange for the poor boys.

Quatre and Duo: Pink gets me high as a kite

Trowa and Heero break away at the same time and run for it. Quatre and Duo quickly recover from their slightly blissed out states of moments before and give chase.

Quatre and Duo: (determinedly) and I think everything is going to be all right no matter what we do tonight-

Quatre backs Trowa into a corner, smiling happily.

Quatre: You could be my flamingo

Trowa shakes his head and does that triple axle jump/flip of his, racing off away from Quatre. The blond watches for a moment, then shakes himself out of it and follows. Duo, on the other hand, holds Heero with another kiss, smiling faintly and trying to back the other down with moresubtle means.

Duo: And pink- is the new kind of lingo

Trowa brushes past Heero and Duo, interrupting their kiss, and Heero regains himself, following his companion away from the crazy pink duo. Quatre and Duo cheerily watch them go, knowing what waits in that direction. The fugitive boys are stopped by a pink car, and out steps Relena. Trowa and Heero exchange slightly disgusted, but nonetheless terror-strickenlooks.

Trowa: Pink

Heero: as a Mecca umbrella

Relena pouts as they try to get around or away from her.

Relena: Kink- it’s just ‘cause you’re jealous…

Duo and Quatre Catch up to the other boys and now shield them from Relena defensively. She protests this, saying of course that Heero loves her, not Duo.

Relena: Pink, it was love at first sight.

All four boys shake their heads hurriedly, and Duo replies with a suggestive smile to Heero.

Duo: Pink when I turn out the light.

Wufei and Sally appear from nowhere and restrain Relena, winking at the other four. They take off, smiling. Relena wails, but Sally and Wufei just smile at each other.

Sally: Pink gets me high as a kite

Wufei: And I think everything is going to be all right

Sally: (smirking) no matter what we do tonight?

Duo has finally cornered Heero again, and in a bedroom no less. He adopts a pleading expression.

Duo: I want to be your lover

Quatre leads Trowa into his bedroom, (the other has finally gotten tired enough from all the running not to resist.)

Quatre: And I- I wanna wrap you in rubber

In Duo’s Room, the two are lying on the bed under the sheets (which are disturbingly magenta) and looking rather pleasedwith themselves.

Duo: Pink as the sheets that we lay on

In the other room, Quatre somehow got Trowa to pose for him (not nude, you hentais) and is drawing him with charcoal pencils, calm and happy, when he has an eeeeevil idea. He looks up at Trowa, who regards him with hesitation.

Quatre: Pink is my favorite crayon

Duo and Heero: Pink, it was love at first sight

Quatre: Pink when I turn out the light

Trowa: (smiling faintly) Pink, it’s like red but not quite

All four: And I think everything is going to be all right no matter what we do tonight.

The day ends and everyone’s happy- even Relena, who was introduced to a guy named Ralph. (Nyah ha ha ha ha ha haha!)

Notes: For those who are going ‘who’s Ralph?’ he is a young man who was in the mercenaries with Trowa (that is, Nanashi) and looked remarkably like Heero. I’ve decided that even evil folk should be happy now and then.

Thank you!
Lena Ban Obsidian

Could it be...monotonous?