Hello, Hello, minna-san!!!! I currently am taking golfing lessons(don’t ask me why) so I thought I’d write this. Hope you like it!!! OCC!!

Disclaimers: I don’t own the GW-Boys, don’t sue, entertainment only.

A Day at the Golf Course
by Sarah


"...so why are we here again?"

"Because we have to find out it this place is part of OZ."

"....right....but why can’t we brake in like we always do?"

"Because we’re not. Stop bugging me."

"Oh."

Our favorite bishounen were currently on a mission. To see if the local golf course was part of OZ. For reasons Heero would not tell they couldn’t just brake in like they usually do, so they had to pretend to be part of a school class and take lessons.

"So have any of you done this before?"

"No."

*Trowa shakes his head no*

"No, golf is a stupid sport for the weak."

"Hn."

"Oooookay."

"What about-"

"Ok everyone listen up! First thing we’re gonna do is learn how to hold the putter. Everyone grab a putter and ball and follow me."

Everyone did so, ‘cept Wufei cause they were all gone by the time he got to the pile.

"Hmm...all out?"

"Hai."

"Well here you can use my daughters putter."

The instructor handed Wufei a bright pink golf club with little pom poms on the end.

*Duo is now on the ground laughing*

"Shut up, Maxwell! Er that’s ok I think I’ll just watch-"

"Nonsense you’ve come to play so you’ll play!"

*Glare* *grumble*

"Okay! Grip the top of the grip with your left hand at an angle, then place your right hand so your thumbs pointing down..."

Ok to save all you readers the time we’ll just say they learned how to grip the ball and were now trying to putt a ball into a hole.

Heero’s first shot:

He calmly walks up to the ball. Makes sure the angles right-gets in position-swings the club well over head-

"No! This is a putt dear not a drive, take it easy, that’s it-"

Heero is in proper stance and ready to hit the ball again - he hits it.....and it goes soaring through the sky.

Unsuspecting golfers-

"Look Fred - it’s a flying egg!"

"No it’s a rock Jo, eggs don’t fly."

Fred turns around to hit the ball when he gets pelted with a golf ball. And gets knocked out.

Back to the boys-

"Heero! That was a great drive! What hole were you shooting for?"

Heero points to one that was a few inches away from where his ball had been.

"Heero, I think you hit it kinda hard."

"Hn."

Quatre’s shot:

Quatre is in perfect position-draws the putter back just right-and hits the ball. In truth it’s more like tapped the ball cause it went about a foot.

"No, no hun, you have to hit it harder."

Quatre trys again - it’s about an inch shorter then the last hit.

"Hun, give it a good whack it’s not gonna bite you if you hit it to hard."

Quatre turns BIG SD eyes to the teacher. "Are you making fun of me?" *sniff*

"No, of course not-"

*wipes nose on sleeve* "Yes you were!" *burst into tears*

With that Quatre dashed off to the bathroom.

Trowa glared at the teacher than followed.

Duo’s shot:

Duo is standing behind the ball, looking for the best angle to hit it at. He steps up next to the ball pauses-

"How do I hold this thing again? *points to club*

"Like this." *shows how*

"Oh ok."

Duo lined himself up again-swung-and the ball went up about five feet in the air and came straight back down.

"Let me try again."

Duo repeats the process about 5 times.

"I can’t do this!"

"Sure you can just don’t worry so much you’ll get it!"

"No I won’t!"

Heero walked up behind Duo and slid his arms around Duo so he was holding the club and Duo’s hands.

"Let me help."

Duo just grinned and nodded.

Together they got lined up and hit the ball. Between Duo’s messed up way and Heero’s WAY to hard way they hit the ball perfect and it went right into the hole.

"We did it!"

"Good now why don’t you try it on your own?"

Heero growled. "We’re just fine." Showing no signs of moving. Well he did move but it was in the wrong direction if you know what I mean. We’ll leave them to their ‘activities’ *cough*

Trowa’s shot:

Quatre was off cheering to the side with little pink pom poms he had gotten off Wufei’s club.

Trowa putts-and it’s a hole and one! Quatre runs from his spot and tackles Trowa.

"That’s it?! Nothind wrong happens!? Sarah your getting lazy!"

"Gomen! I couldn’t think of anything! I’ll make it up in Wufei’s putt!"

"Ok."

"WHAT?!?!"

"Get back there your not in this conversation!"

Wufei’s shot:

While Wufei wasn’t looking Duo switched the ball he had with a remote control one.

Wufei gets ready-swings-and misses the ball. He trys again, and misses. This continues until he finally gives up and walks away. Everyone is staring at him.

"You’re giving up!?"

"Of course not I’m.....I’m ......taking a water break!"

"Sure Wu, sure..."

"Fine Maxwell! I’ll hit the stupid ball ok!?"

"K."

When Wufei turned his back Duo dashed off to a tree and pulled out a remote control. Wufei is lining up-

"What the hell?!?!"

The ball is currently floating about a foot off the ground.

"What’s-AHHH!!"

The ball is now diving and hitting Wufei in the head.

"Who the *bonk* OUCH! did this *bonk* FUCK!"

Wufei is now running around swatting frantically a the ball.

Trowa just raised an eyebrow, but you couldn’t tell cause his bang covered it. Quatre broke down laughing. Heero grunt ed and stared walking toward Duo’s hide out, behind the tree.


THE END!!


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Did you guys like it? Tell me what you thought!!! JA!! Oh and I might write another part to this....

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