Dedications:
Rissa/Mizuno Ami: Doing great girl! Her story is really awesome, in case you forgot it's called, "For The Love Of Mercury". She's a really great author and a fun e-mail buddy. Thanks Rissa!
Serena/Tsukino Serena: Another example of an awesome story here, this girl can do some kick-butt series. For her it's, "Sailor Moon H(ope)" and "Four Weddings And A Funeral". Both are very good, extremely well written, I love them both. Keep it up Serena!
Susie/Sailor Phoenix: Great stories, she has written, "The Other Serenity" and "Letters From A Marriage: whoever the series is about". Awesome stories by her too, they'll get you thinking. Also a very good e-mail buddy, yay Susie!
Anna G.: She's been giving suggestions to me and giving some very nice compliments to me. She's a fun person, and she's thinking of writing her own story. You go girl!
Marissa/my little sister: She's been reading all my stories since I started writing them. Because of her this series has gotten as far as it has. I love you Marissa, and thanks for the suggestions, editing, and compliments that you've given me!
Kit Kat: She wrote "Lost Love", and it's really sad. She's very good with words, but man oh man, if you want to read her stories, then you have better grab a tissue. Great work Kit Kat!

Rating: G or Y, bring on the 2 year-olds!

Disclaimer: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OWN SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T OWN THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARICTERS!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING  RELATED TO THE SHOW ASIDE OF SOME COOL MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Sailor Dorks Part 6
    By: Merc

My Little Wise Quote That Sums Up The Whole Series: "The wise man learns from others painful experiences." - The Souls Of The Purgatory

*Another note: The fact about Japan being one of the toughest nations on their children is true. They rank in either second or third for the most amount of time spent in school, and that doesn't count the average 3 hours of studying and the usual cram schools that kids take. All in all, the kids spend more of their youth studying than anything else. Aren't you glad that you don't live there? *

Narrator: Hello everyone and welcome once again to this wonderful addition of Sailor Dorks! This time life around Japan is usual. The scouts are out of school for the annual Cherry Blossom Festival and everyone is having a ball. Is it me, or do these kids get more time off than us Americans? Hmm, and they say Japan is supposed to be one of the toughest nations in the world or at least on the kids. Uh…back to business here, everyone is together at the park having a picnic, even Ms. Haruna which is weird because I thought that she couldn't stand Serena. Anywho, even Molly and
Melvin are there, and having a great time. Now that we have everyone, on with the show!

Melvin: WHO'S UP FOR PICKLEDED ONIONS?!?!?!?!
Everyone: Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Melvin: WHAT DO YA MEAN EEW? THESE ARE REALLY GREAT, YOU JUST NEED TO TRY SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: Shut up Dweebmiester.
Haruka: (Whispering to Michiru) and I though that no one could get any nerdier than Amy!
Michiru: (Whispering to Haruka) For sure, whose idea was it to invite the lord of the geeks here anyway?
Molly: Mine.
Haruka and Michiru: ?
Molly: Better watch it, I have the world's best hearing and the world's worst common sense!
Raye: Ain't that the truth.
Amy: Ain't ain't a word because it ain't in the dictionary.
Lita: Whatever you say, Amy.
Serena: Oooooooooooooo! Look at all the food! (Breaking into the song, "Food Glorious Food" from the musical Oliver)
              Food glorious foooooooood,
              Hot sausage and mustard,
              While I'm in the moooooooood,
              Cold bratwurst and custard!
              Peas pudding and salveloys,
              What's next in the question?
              Me with a huge amount of food about to go into digestion!
Raye: Shut up!
Serena: What? Don't you think my singing abilities are first-rate?
Raye: Absolutely not.
Mina: And you got the words wrong.
Serena: Since when did you know that song?
Raye: Since she met you.
Serena: Raaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee ttttttthhhaaaaatttt wwwwwwwaaaaaaassssssss meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ms. Haruna: That's quite enough, Serena!
Serena: (Sniffling) yes, *sniffle * Ms. Haruna.
Ms. Haruna: Thank you.
Hotaru: Mmmmmmm, that smells really great, Lita.
Lita: Thanks Hotaru! It's my specialty, want a bite?
Hotaru: Does it have any milk in it that you can taste?
Lita: No, it's all baked in.
Hotaru: Hit me!
Setsuna: …
Amy: Hey Setsuna, how's your lunch?
Setsuna: (Holding up her index finger as a one moment sign) *GLUP! * Very tasty!
Amy: That's good, what are you having?
Setsuna: Your favorite, a yellow-tailed tuna sandwich!
Amy: …
Setsuna: Amy are you okay?
Amy: Um…ya why?
Setsuna: You're turning green.
Amy: That's because I…hate…and…despise…yellow…tailed…tuna.
Setsuna: Oh, oops.
Amy: Pardon me for a moment.

Narrator: We interrupt this scene for an update. I bet by now you're probably wondering what ever happened to Darien, Greg, and Ken. Well, for starters it is a regular workweek and so Darien is a workin' away to pay off the bills. Ken is at a picnic with his family (his loving mother wanted him to spend some time with them). Greg, the poor soul is sick and of
course Amy is taking care of him. He told her to go on without him, but she made sure to remember to bring him something back. Now that that's out of the way, on with the story!

Haruka: Want a sea cucumber, dear?
Michiru: YUCK!!! GET THAT VILE, DISGUSTING THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruka: ?
Michiru: I can't believe you forgot that I have trouble with sea cucumbers!
Haruka: Oh yea…whoops.
Michiru: Oops is right!
Lita: Aren't those Cherry Blossom Trees so pretty?
Mina: (Dreamily) ya…
Lita: *Sigh *
Mina: (Dreamily) I could just see myself with some totally hot guy one night when these trees are blooming…under the stars…and…
Lita: Kissing?
Mina: Yea, kissing…
Lita: Well, dream on girl!
Mina: Hey!
Lita: He he…
Mina: Why you little…!
*Mina attacks Lita with a glob of rice, which misses Lita and hits Raye, who throws her tarioki at Serena thinking it was her who threw it, which started a massive food fight. *
Haruka: @#$%^L!
Michiru: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: Mighty mighty THROW!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: Eek!
Serena: (Screaming like an opera singer) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raye: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: HEY, WHO THREW THAT?!?!?!?
*SPLAT! *
*GLORP! *
*STICK *
*AAAA! *
*THPTHP! *
*BAM! *
*HEY! *
*MY DRESS! *
*MY GLASSES! *
*MY MAKEUP! *
*GLOP! *
Ms. Haruna: Please, everyone just clam down!
Setsuna: EAT INOKONUMAKI TEACHER!!!!!!! *SPLAT! *
Ms. Haruna: Why you…!

 Chapter 2