Counter Wonderland

Be sure to notify me if you are the 1000th visitor because you just won a prize

What, what did you say?

What, what did you say? How can you find out if you are the 1000th? Visitor?

Dag NAMMIT!

LOOK AROUND YOU!!!! EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN COUNTER TELLS YOU YOUR NUMBER, IF YOU ARE NUMBER 1000, YOU HAVE WON THE DARN PRIZE (OH, AND THE PRIZE IS A PAIR OF STINKY SOCKS)

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