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TOP 10 Country Western Songs for Cyberspace

  1. It's Over Cuz I Caught Him Swapping GIFS With My Best Friend

  2. You Done Ripped Out My NT-1 And Stomped That Sucker Flat

  3. She's The Shemale Of My Email And The Breaker Of My Heart

  4. You FTP-ed Up Our Love So I Crawled Into A Bottle

  5. Let's Get Drunk And Raise A Little HTML

  6. I've Got Hot Java For You But No Hits On My Heart

  7. I've Deleted Your Bookmark From The Hotlist Of My Heart

  8. I Designed Your Homepage, She Changed My Life

  9. I Tried Your Site Tonight, But You Weren't There

  10. When I Met You In That Chat Room, You Swore You Was A Girl

TOP 10 ways to know Doom has taken over you life!

  1. You start writing PWADs and graphics patches.

  2. Every time you see a bowling ball, you think: "Cacodemon"

  3. You refer to Chewbacca as an "Imp"

  4. You suddenly start spinning around without reason, and can only stop when you try walking in the direction you are turning...

  5. You adopt the same stance while walking as a former human (upper torso thrust forward.)

  6. Doom and related files takes up more space on your hard drive than Windows.

  7. You start playing a mediocre game of Doom at 3pm and finish at 5am.

  8. You get 150/150 on the Doom purity test.

  9. You have at least one Doom sound effect on your answerphone...

  10. You find excuses to write Doom top ten lists when you should be doing work.

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