Products in Japan
The following are products in Japan have painful English mistranslations:
- "Discover Japanese People Alive in their Festivals!" (Japan Travel Bureau travel guide)
- Hot Piss (antifreeze spray)
- Catch Eye! Catalog Shopping
- Cookie Face (cosmetics)
- Salad Girl (more cosmetics)
- Skin clock for those wishing to become a dog (calendar)
- Naive Lady (toilet paper)
- Strawberry Crap Dessert (crepes)
- Hawaiian Plucked Bread
- The Goo (soup)
- Crunch Candy "Crundy"
- Pork with fresh garbage (cabbage)
- Specialist in Deceased Children (diseased)
- Extract of Fowl Eggs
- Finest Moldy Cheese
- Liver Putty (Japanese SPAM)
- Chocolate Sand Cookies
- My Fanny Toilet Paper
- My Pee Diapers
- Pee pee pot (teakettle)
- VD Facial Cream (Visible Difference)
- Nail Remover (nail polish remover)
- Pocari Sweat (beverage)
The TOP 15 Problems Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route
- Forward progress hampered by slow moving white Bronco.
- Torch commandeered in Waco by over-zealous ATF agents.
- One *really* pissed off Smokey the Bear.
- Budget cuts cause torch to be replaced by less-than-dependable Bic lighter.
- Difficulty getting melted marshmellows off torch after "s'mores" party got out of hand.
- Running 7 miles before realizing the torch is still on top of the urinal at the last rest stop.
- First-degree burns to runners unfamiliar with how to "receive the baton."
- Jim Bob, lying in wait on the outskirts of Memphis with a case of Bud and a supersoaker.
- Rosie Ruiz takes flame in NYC -- appears 30 minutes later in Atlanta.
- Drive-by goosings.
- Torchbearers driven insane by repeated playing of the "Chariots of Fire" theme.
- Torch-jackings in urban areas.
- Crazed hippie terrorists replace Olympic Torch with new Olympic Bong.
- Male runners repeatedly get lost and refuse to stop for directions.
and the Number 1 Problem Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route...
- Obnoxious drunks who run up and yell, "No, I meant a BUD light!"
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