Episode 15 Dangerous Puppet Play For Two! I Can't Stand It Anymore!
Translated by Daisuke Suzuki
Subtitled by William Chow
Revised by Yusaka Khlai
Maison Ikkoku Anime Inn
Kyoko:
Hey, You are wet all over, stop.
Godai:
It's OK...
Kyoko:
Wait! Please wait! Godai-san, I'm really sorry.
Godai:
It's OK... I'm not angry about it.
Kyoko:
Really?
Godai:
Really... and casually......SLAP!!!
That was such a loss.
Announcement:
All presidents of clubs! Urgent meeting at the assembly room, at three o'clock! * Repeat !
[Daydream mode activated! ...]
Godai:
Kanrinin-san..
Kyoko:
Godai-san... I...
Godai:
So, do you understand?
Kuroki:
Oh, Godai-kun, you have that kind of habit?
Godai:
? !!! No, No.
Kyoko:
"Yew.."
[... Daydream mode deactivated!]
Subtitle:
Maison Ikkoku Episode 15
Dangerous Puppet Play For Two! I Can't Stand It Anymore! [Campus Doll]
Godai:
I'm home!
Kyoko:
Godai-san...
Godai:
Yes?
Kyoko:
Do you mind if I go to the campus fair?
Godai:
You mean campus fair at the college I go to...?
Kyoko:
Yes. I'll manage myself so that I won't trouble you...
Godai:
Trouble? No trouble!
I'll guide you everywhere! From end to end, top to bottom!
Kyoko:
But don't you have the club to go to?
Godai:
No! How can I leave you alone if you're coming?
Kyoko:
But I can't cause too much trouble for you!
Godai:
No, not at all!
Akemi:
Excuse me, please...
Kyoko:
Oh, Akemi-san, welcome home.
Akemi:
Please excuse me, opening the door.
Playing house...? You two are really getting along well, don't you?
Kyoko:
You're wrong! Akemi-san, don't get us wrong, we don't have a relationship.
Akemi:
OK, OK... Good night.
Kyoko:
Good night.
Godai:
What? She doesn't have to... deny that... So strongly...
But...
[Daydream mode activated! ...]
Kyoko:
The campus fest was only an excuse. Actually, I wanted to be with you alone.
Godai:
I've been waiting for those words.
Kyoko:
Godai-san...
[... Daydream mode deactivated!]
Godai:
Kanrinin-san is coming to the campus fest! Alright! Alright!
She's coming to the campus fest! Alright!
Akemi:
I don't know why you're so happy, but you wanna drink for it?
Godai:
You're treating me?
All:
Cheers!
Yotsuya:
You're counting me in too, aren't you?
Akemi:
Is that so?
Yotsuya:
Oh, I see. Kanrinin-san is going to the campus fair?
Godai:
Yes, she is...
Akemi:
Wonder what she's going there for..
Godai:
That's for the campus fest, right?
Yotsuya:
There's gotta be some reason.
Akemi:
Right, there's gotta be.
Godai:
What do you mean, the reason?
Yotsuya:
First possibility: Just a mere apology for the mistake she made about Mamezou and Ma Mezon!
Godai:
!!
Akemi:
Second possibility: Just a mere whim.
Yotsuya:
Third possibility: She may not necessarily go alone.
Akemi:
It's no fun going by yourself.
Godai:
!! She's got me!
Yotsuya:
Who could she be going with?
Akemi:
Must be the tennis coach! Darn it!!!
Godai:
Don't make stuff up! Just when I was getting into good mood....!
Akemi:
Excessive daydreaming is harmful, you know?
(He knows that, I think.... DS)
Godai:
................................................
Yotsuya:
It's gonna be fun, right?
Akemi:
Oh, the beer tastes so great!
Souichiro:
baw....
Godai:
See you later....! See you later, Kanrinin-san.
Kyoko:
Sure, do your best in the campus fest, OK?
Godai:
Uh... er..
Kyoko:
Yes?
Godai:
Kanrinin-san...
Kyoko:
Yes?
Godai:
Are you coming to the campus fair by yourself, today?
Kyoko:
Yes... that's what I'm thinking of doing... Why do you ask?
Godai:
No reason! I'll be waiting!
Kentaro:
I'm going too! Hey, where are you going?
Kyoko:
Godai-san's school campus fest.
Godai:
!!
Kentaro:
What's a campus fest?
Godai:
Something beyond a kid's understanding.
All they do is to post whole bunch of complex reports and essays.
Kyoko:
Oh! I didn't know... Is that so?
Godai:
Uh... No, it's not!
Kentaro:
Then what is it?
Godai:
Well... err...
Yotsuya:
Takoyaki, Taiyaki, and Oshiruko booths...
...hmm there'll be also oden and ice cream booths too...
Movies, plays, concerts. Oh my, they even have a puppet play.
(By the way, these weird names for foods,
find out what they are by going down to some Japanese community festival.
I don't think I can describe them too well, as good as tasting the real ones.... DS)
Kentaro:
I wanna go, too!
Godai:
Oh no... WHY THE HELL DOES YOTSUYA-SAN HAVE THE PAMPHLET FOR MY COLLEGE CAMPUS FEST?!
Yotsuya:
Guess.
Godai:
I'm not going to guess!
Akemi:
Don't get so mad.
Ichinoce:
Really, we already decided that we are going together.
Kyoko:
Oh, everybody else, too? Godai-san, treat us nice there, OK!
Godai:
S...See you later..... Hahahahaah ! boink!
Kyoko:
Are you alright, Godai-san?
Yotsuya:
My...a club of swallowing whole water melons?
Ichinoce:
What's in their mind? But these kind of things are...
Kentaro:
It's weird!
Yotsuya:
Yes it is..
(I know it doesn't make sense. It didn't make sense to me to begin with... DS)
Kentaro:
This is so big...
Ichinoce:
That kid is pretty great, going places like this everyday.
Man:
Revenge of Moshi! Revenge of Moshi! Starting at noon!
Deliverer:
Watch out! Delivery coming through!
(I only wrote audible ones only. Even these, I still can't tell if this's correct.. DS)
Kentaro:
So, what's the difference between the campus fest, and a festival at a shrine?
Kyoko:
Really...
Yotsuya:
"Would you like some flower?" (guess who?)
Kyoko:
?... Sure..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yotsuya:
Actually it's me... So, let's go.
Kyoko:
What is Yotsuya-san's real job?
Ichinoce:
That once became a topic of the conversation for a while...
Saotome:(g)
Hi! Would you like some candy?
Kuroki:
Don't be scared, Don't be scared... it's OK.
Saotome:(g)
....
Kuroki:
President! Would you stay behind the stage?! You're scaring the kids!
Saotome:(g)
I feel lonely....
Godai:
Darn it, I should've joined some club that I can stand out in...
maybe something like a drama club.
Yotsuya:
No way, if you were, you wouldn't even get a role of a horse's leg.
Godai:
But she's...
Kuroki:
Don't stick your head out!
Godai:
She's late... Kyoko-san...
Kentaro:
Mom, you're embarassing me!
Man:
All those results of research!
Such a tragedy! That rare spirit taken away by that old lady(oban)!
Kyoko:
I knew they would do this...
Looks like another world...
If I didn't meet Souichiro-san, I'd be here for sure....too.
(Look carefully when Kyoko is wondering through astronomy club.
Lum and Ran are in the planetarium. DS)
Sakamoto:
Hey! How about some Oden! Come and get some Oden! Come and get some!
Don't you want some?! Come and get some!
Sakamoto:
Don't you want some Oden?!
Aren't you the janitor of Godai's place?
Kyoko:
You're Godai-san's friend...
Sakamoto:
Yes, I'm Sakamoto. Would you like some oden?
But you look far much younger than the girls around...
Kyoko:
Oh, I am young. But once I got married, I couldn't get rid of the wifeliness....
Sakamoto:
Not really.
Kyoko:
Oh?
Princess:
Please do not go...
Prince:
Princess, don't stop me.
Yotsuya:
If I don't do it, who will?
Princess:
I'm going to leave for the battle.
But... Prince, I love you!
Prince:
No words will stop me! I live for a battle!
Princess:
"Sob!" "Then, Prince!"
Kyoko:
giggle!! giggle!!
Kentaro:
What a Prince.
Godai:
Now, I'll go.
Princess:
But I love you Prince!
Kyoko:
Godai-san is the prince.
Kuroki:
I've seen her somewhere...
Princess:
You monster! Take that!
Princess:
Ha! Take that!
Kid 1:
So boring!
Kid 2:
What's this?
Kid 3:
So dumb!
Girl 1:
Wasn't that fun? Please come..again, OK?
Girl 2:
OK, that's it for now...
Girl 1:
Is she here yet?
Godai:
Oh, if you were here, why didn't you tell me.
Kyoko:
I didn't want disturb the play.
Godai:
Oh, Are you by yourself?
Kyoko:
I'm sorry, they found a club that interests them...
Godai:
It's OK, then you're by yourself.
Kyoko:
Yes...
Girl 2:
Hey, Godai-kun...
Girl 3:
Who is she?
Kuroki:
Looks like you.
Kyoko:
Oh?
Girl 2:
Oh wow, really?
Girl 3:
Eh? Godai-kun you were making your girlfriend your doll?
Kyoko:
No, I'm not! Right, Godai-san?
Godai:
There she goes again..? She's the janitor at my place.
Girl 2:
Really? You're kidding!
Kyoko:
But wow... you made this, Godai-san?
Godai:
Well... er... yes.
Kuroki:
Hey hey! Don't scratch your head with the doll!
Girl 2:
Hey, would you like to try the princess?
Kyoko:
Oh?
Girl 3:
I have to meet with my boyfriend. Please... See you later!
Kyoko:
But I...
Kuroki:
So, what do we do now, President?
Saotome:
It's OK, I think.
Kyoko:
Uh... But I can't.......
Godai:
It's OK... I'll advise you along the way.
Kyoko:
No.. I can't... I... Can't!
Godai:
Yes, you can.
Kyoko:
But, I can't!
Kyoko:
YEEEEK! YEEEEK! HELP!
Girl 1:
God... Hell of an acting job.
Godai:
W...What's this weird enthusiasm?
Saotome:
She's pretty good.
Kyoko:
Uh... It's your turn.
Monster:
!! Hahahaha!! You can't run anymore!
Princess:
Help me!
Dragon:
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Kyoko:
YEEEKK!! Prince!! Prince!
Godai:
I'm so happy!
Kyoko:
Stoop!! Yeek!! Prince! Prince! Where are you!
Dragon:
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Godai:
So warm...
Girl 2:
Godai-san.. what are you doing, it's your turn, Prince!
Godai:
?!
Princess:
Prince! pop! Oh, prince!
Prince:
Sorry I'm late.
Princess:
What were you doing?! I called you so many times!
Godai:
No, I didn't have any strange intentions...!
Princess:
What was that?
Godai:
N...Nothing!
Kids:
giggle!!
Kuroki:
What on earth?
Godai:
...........
Kyoko:
Godai-san, your line! Your line!
Godai:
Yes?
Kyoko:
Here it is. Godai-san!
Godai:
A... I will leave to destroy the monster!
Princess:
Oh - What are you saying?! Please don't go!
Akemi:
Sure.
Princess:
It's not 'sure' right!
Godai:
Right...
Girl 1:
What the hell are you thinking?
Princess:
You're going to leave for the battle?
Godai:
Her bust...
Princess:
Prince!
Godai:
That's it... I can't stand it...
Kyoko:
Prince, I love you! (echo..)
Godai:
...Kanrinin-san!
Kyoko:
What a minute Prince! I'm a princess, not a janitor!
Godai:
But...
Kyoko:
Prince aren't you supposed to go to kill the monster?!
Kuroki:
It is a hit alright...
Girl 1:
Godai-kun, what the hell are you doing?!
Godai:
But kanrinin-san is...
Kyoko:
I'm doing my part correct!
Girl 1:
Go for it, prince!
Godai:
Again! Kanrinin-san!
Kyoko:
Prince! HIT!!
Godai:
See you later! Kanrinin-san!!
Gaurd:
Walk straight!
Kids:
giggle!!
Saotome:
It's the first hit since the foundation of the club. I'm so happy! clap!!!
[Party is still going on elsewhere...........]
Kyoko:
Sorry, it turned into a comedy.
Godai:
It's OK, it was a hit, right?
Kyoko:
But I had a good time.
I always wanted to see what college looked like, because I couldn't go...
Godai:
Right... she should still be in college in ordinary circumstances.
There you go!
Kyoko:
Oh, you brought them?
Godai:
Thank you very much for today.
You're welcome.
Kyoko:
But reflect this on yourself, OK? You're the one who turned the play into mess.
Godai:
But that's because you inched to me... like this. There you go again! "Ouch!"
Kyoko:
Good afternoon.
Godai:
Poor prince.....
Trailer:
I have to be in bed for a few days because of my injury.
Everyone was so kind, especially Mitaka-san, he was taking care of me more than anyone.
Next episode on MAISON IKKOKU : "Omimai Panic. A Fight for Distinction by Accident."
Ah! Godai-san! I can't believe you opened the door so suddenly!
END of Episode 15
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