Minako and Hotaru on the Road
by Minako

Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi; Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. 
I claim no right to their genius, just to my insanity.


	Minako-Chan and Hotaru-Chan were going to the mall. They weren't
exactly sure why, but that had never stopped them before. They walked down
the sidewalk, Hotaru watching Minako carefully to make sure she didn't
accidentally get lost. Suddenly, a car rushed past them, almost hitting. As
the car sped on, they could hear voices coming from it. "Kill!
Killkillkillkillkillkill!" "Ano..." Someone sighed. "Daddy, stop trying to
hit the pedestrians." Minako and Hotaru watched the car for a long time
before continuing. They walked down the street until they reached a set of
street lights. As they waited at the corner for the light to turn, a guy came
up the road opposite them. He paused. Then went to hit the little button that
makes the walking sign come up. The lamppost exploded. The guy stood there
blinking for a second then threw back his head and screamed, "Ranma! This is
all your fault!!" He then walked off into the road the other way, completely
oblivious to the traffic. Minako and Hotaru stared until the boy disappeared,
making it safely across the street against all odds. They looked at each
other, then back in the direction the boy had gone. Then they both walked
across the street because the light had changed. They avoided the explosion
site, though Hotaru stopped to pick up a yellow and black bandana laying on
the ground. Minako looked at it. "I guess the guy left it here." Hotaru
nodded. "Do you think he'll come back?" Minako shook her head, "It looks like
he has a worse directional sense than you." Hotaru promptly slammed Minako
across the head, knocking her out. She then put on the bandana because she
thought it looked cool. Sighing, she dragged the unconscious Minako onto a
grassy patch beside the road and sat down to wait for Minako to wake up. She
wouldn't be able to make it to the mall alone. A minute later, Minako-Chan
regained consciousness. She looked around and within ten seconds had Hotaru
in a death grip. "Where are we?" She growled. "Beside the road?" Hotaru
managed to choke out. "Which road?" Hotaru managed a half shrug. Minako
looked up at the street sign. She then released Hotaru. "Looks like you've
done it again. We're totally lost." Hotaru giggled nervously. "But, I'm not
going to kill you." Minako continued. Hotaru blinked. She wasn't? "I'm not
going to kill you because I'm in control. I can deal with this." She sighed.
"No. I guess I can't. DIE!" Minako chased Hotaru down the road. Neither one
of them noticed the sign that said, "You are now leaving Tokyo. Come back
soon."

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Hotaru doesn't have a directional sense in this fic because I call my friend
Hotaru Ryouga a lot. This fanfic was wrote in cruelty, I admit! C&C are
welcome - daybreak_impression@yahoo.ca - kind crits are ok, but flames make
me cry.