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Save the FFML! Part 20
By Schala
So the FFML got rid of Sephiroth and list activity returned to normal...
Morandan: I wonder if we should untie Edgar now?
Locke2: I don't think so. He might grab the megaphone and start screaming again.
Kain: So let's just get rid of the meg.
Morandan: Yeah, we should...Kaitlin, wake up Tortolia.
Kaitlin: Okay...
She takes the megaphone, stands a safe distance away, then throws the thing at him, hitting him on the arm.
Tortolia: (wakes out of his sleep) ...Grblzmkpf...(rubs his eyes, looks around, and sees the meg) AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! CAIT SITH'S MEGAPHONE!! DESTROY!!
He takes his becoming-dangerously-long .sig and whacks the defenseless thing to pieces.
Eric: That takes care of that.
Locke2: NOW we can untie Edgar.
Edgar: Prmph...It's about TIME! Jeez you guys!
Magus: It was for your own good.
Edgar: Sheesh, all I wanted to do was have a chance to show Rydia how much I lov...
Suddenly, Rydia walks in!
Rydia: Hi everyone! I'm BACK!!!
The FFML mob her.
Pokey: SHE'S BACK!! YAAAA-HOOOOO!!! I cast "Hug3"!!!
Morandan: Where have you BEEN???
Magus: Do you realize that your absence caused another stupid story to be written??
Rydia: Eric!
Eric: It's not me, I swear!
Locke2: No, it was Schala this time.
Rydia: Hehe, pulling a Dark Eric on us, eh?? =)
Schala: Weeeeeeell....*sheepish grin*
Edgar: You'd BETTER not leave for a long time without telling us, okay??
Kaitlin: Yeah, that way we won't have to endure such torture again!
Rydia: What torture?
Schala: Don't ask.
Rydia: Actually, I can't stay very long. I have a TON of mail that I have to dig my way through, and I really must go.
Kupek: Have this. (gives her something)
Rydia: What is it?
Kupek: It's Thor's hammer. It'll help you chip through your mail. )=)
Tortolia: (after recovering) Has anyone noticed that Odin looks like he's been around high-grade radiation?
Kain: He's SUPPOSED to look like that!
Aaron A.: He can be transformed into Radon, too!
Mataya: (walking in) Did I miss all the excitement?
Tritoch: If you call being turned into Magicite "excitement"...
Neilast: I'm sick of the '90s!
Kupek: Yeah, well I'm sick of YOU!
Marie: America's being fragmented!
SpriteGirl: Yo, wuzzup, Rydia!
HAL: Hey, I reconstructed Jon!
Jon: I am back from the void of my computer screen!
N64 Man: My job here is done...
Ciolli: THE N64 MAN IS THE MEOWINGBASTARD!!
Mataya: Looks like the cat-hunting is on again! >=)
Kharis: My trusty Ragnarock sword is ready!
Eric: Hey, leave him alone, he apologized already!
Kharis: Oh, all right...I SHALL ATTACK YOUR WEENUS INSTEAD!!! HAHAHAHA!!
Eric: AAAAAHHHHH!!
Morandan: Hmm...we should wake up Trystan too.
Rydia: Yeah, how come he has no clothes on...?
Locke2: Don't ask.
This time Rydia wakes him up.
Trystan: ...urrrgh...(looks around) RYDIA!! YOU'RE BACK!!! I CAST HUG3!!!
Pokey: Don't YOU copy my spells!
Trystan jumps up and Hugs Rydia.
Neilast claps her hands over Kaitlin's eyes.
Kaitlin: HEY!
Neilast: AHEM! Can we draw the line between the ages at which children may have sex education?!
Kaitlin: I AM NOT A CHILD!!
Kupek: But you DON'T draw the line! It's a natural act.
Skyblade: But it protects against embarrassment.
Neilast: Hey Kupek, just because we're arguing about sex doesn't mean you're gonna get out of that ebonics thing!
Kupek: I'm ready for the challenge, big guy!
Neilast: Now you insult my gender?!?
Kupek: Umm...you know what I mean...
Trystan: (a little embarrassed) Umm...hehe...*cough*...well, um...*cough*...I should get some clothes...*sniffle*
Schala: Here. (casts some illusion) That'll do for now.
Trystan: Thanks...ah...ah...ACHOOOOO!! *snort*
Pokey: Whew! Give the man a drink! (opens a can of beer)
Schala: I think he would rather have tissue instead.
Trystan: (blows nose) Thanks...great, I think I'm coming down with something.
HAL_9000: We should have more IRC meetings!
Golbez: I HATE MY LIFE!! I WISH EVERYONE WOULD DIE!!
Sabin: Does anyone like FF Mystic Quest?
Cato: YES! It has the best battle music!
Silk: I think I'll just sit on the sidelines...
Ciolli: Anyone need FF7 help?
Jasper: AOL SUCKS!
Neilast: Kupek, you are SO RUDE!
Kupek: Look who's talking!
Kain: On to the subject of FF mutations...
Morandan: Well, it looks like the list is DEFINITELY back to normal. =)
Trystan: Yeap, we can finally be normal List Mods again. =)
Locke2: That is, until the NEXT catastrophe occurs...=/
THE END (finally!!) =)
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