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Save the FFML! Part 15
By Schala
Slowly, slowly...Morandan returns to consciousness...
He sits up...his head is aching...
He hears a muffled sound, like some crazy version of some crazy song that sounds vaguely familiar, but he can't place it...
He looks around...there are broken furniture and pillars everywhere...Near one of the pillars lies...
Sephiroth...
Morandan: Yee-HA! We made it back!! Ohmygod, I can't believe we're BACK! Oh no...then THAT means...
He peers carefully over the overturned table that he's behind...There in front is Edgar, still singing...
Morandan: Oog, I wonder why I can barely hear his song? (shakes head) Man...my ears are filled with water! Must be from that blasted Mammon Machine.
He sees the Rubber Chicken Materia glowing near Marie, whose arms and legsare flailed out from her still-Magicite body...
Morandan: My god, so it WASN'T just a bad dream! It really happened...
He grabs the Materia and runs back to the table.
Morandan: Now let's see if this'll work the way it's SUPPOSED to...
He holds up the Materia. It glows...brighter and brighter...
Suddenly...
SQUAWK!!
Morandan: *squawk!* That *squawk!* WASN'T what was supposed to *squawk!* happen!! Let's *squawk!* try this again...
Once again he holds it up...once again it glows...
Morandan: I'm back to normal!
A huge rubber chicken comes out of the sky, crashes through the roof, and smothers Edgar!!
Edgar: Ack!!! grbplzsyxgndirmonaodurhcocf....
Morandan: YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! Whoo-hoooooo!!!
Deprived of Edgar's "singing," golden silence reigns, which has a magical effect on everyone...
Trystan: Man...what happened...?
Moranda: Don't ask questions, just get up.
Soon the rest of the FFML members, released from the torture of having to listen to Edgar's "song," are slowly returning to consciousness as well...
Kain: Ergh...my ears feel numb...
Eric: My fingers feel numb...
Kupek: My eyes feel numb...
Kaitlin: My brain feels numb...
Schala: My ears, fingers, eyes, AND brain feel numb...
They look around.
Halcyon: What happened to Edgar?!
Morandan: Don't worry, he's been put out of commission.
Aaron A.: How long have WE been out of commission?
Morandan: Don't ask.
Alan: Hey, Morandan, you caught on to my plan!
Morandan: Yeah, sorry for knocking you out...
Alan: That's okay, at least Edgar has been stopped.
Halcyon: How'd you do it, anyway?
Morandan: My ears are filled with water. I can barely hear anything.
Pokey: How...?
Morandan: Long story.
Kaitlin: Hey, look, the Vorpal! (picks it up)
Locke2: HEY! Watch the hair!
Kaitlin: EEEEEEK!! It talks! (drops it)
Locke2: Yeeee-OUCH!
Tritoch: So it WASN'T all just a bad dream...
Marie: Yeah, how are we gonna get back to normal??
It's not quite the end for our heroes! Stay tuned!!
Save the FFML! Part 16
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