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N64 Man on Trial
By Aaron Ackerson
TV announcer: And now the moment we've all waited for...
Judge: The defendant, N64 Man, is charged with the heinous crime of being Meowing Bastard. Jury, how do you find the defendant?
Jury: By looking at him.
Judge: Stop being stupid. How do you find him?
Jury: We, the people of the Jury, hereby find the defendant N64 Man not guilty of being Meowing Bastard.
Audience: Boo! Hisss!
Kefka: Mwa ha ha ha!!!
Schala: No!
Eric: Yes!
Fred: Squeak!
Me: I am Alpha and Omega. I am the beginning and the end.
Judge: (bangs on the thing with his hammer) Order in the court!
Cleatus: Hey, git me sum Gy-ros an' cheez fries!
Avatar: NEVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Golbez: What is the purpose in life??
N64 Man: The purpose in life is to play Mario 64! Kwa ha ha!!
E. R. Figaro: No, the purpose in life is to unleash camels in bikinis upon the unwitting populous!!!
Me: Populous, cool game!
Jenova: I ain't no bitch!
Eric: Yes you are!
Jenova kills Eric.
Jenova: Now who's the bitch
Eric: ACK! I AM!!!!
N64 Man: My, how this has degenerated.
Cypher: Hey! Look at me! I'm a meower!
Meanwhile:
Pres. Shinra: They are getting on my nerves.
Rufus: Me too, dad.
Pres. Shinra: They must die.
Rufus: Uh huh.
Pres. Shinra pushes a button that causes a certain thing to happen so everyone dies.
Rufus: Oh no! Now I'm dead too!
Back at the trial:
N64 Man: We are dead.
Schala: END THIS ALREADY! IT GOT STUPID 20 MINUTES AGO! YOU NEED TO GO TO BED! YOU HAVE KARATE TOMORROW MORNING!!!
Kaitlin: Schala is right.
Eric: I... am... a BE-YOTCH!
Mr. Man: I'm glad I'm on vacation and I don't have to be subjected to this mundane, fantastic drivel.
Trystan: End this already!! I'm tired of reading it! Stop writing it before you make me do something embarrassing!
Trystan does something embarrassing.
Trystan: Seeee????
Me: No, what's going on? My mind is going, I can feel it.
Trystan: A#E$FRTGHUGBKSDGHJJKSDHKSDHK
Me: OK, I'll end it after this...
Jenova: WHAT ARE YOU!
Eric: I'm a bitch!
Jenova: IN SONG!
Eric (singing): I'm a bitch, I'm a whore, I'm a goddess on the floor!
Me: Ok, I'm done.
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