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Part 8: Moogle Borgs?!?
God: I will not stay out of this! I created the universe!
Me: Yes, you will.
God: And how can you be sure of this, little one?
Me: Because it's my story!
A red hole opens up and God is sucked into it.
Reptite: Sir! The Moogle Borgs are digging a hole to us!
Me: That reminds me, what the heck are Moogle Borgs?
Azala: Like you asked, we destroyed the Moogles. Unfortunately
there were a few survivors, who were picked up by the Borg and
assimulated. The Moogles then ate the Borg and begun another mad
quest.
Me: So is there going to be another Moogle War?
Azala: Who knows?
Kain: Okay, so we have an army of cybornetic, sex-crazed furballs
digging their way toward us, Eric just destroyed God, and Queen
Zeal is over there in a wedding dress.
Me: WHAT!?! (whirls about)
Zeal: I finally found you! Now we can finish the wedding!
Azala: Who's this psycho?
Zeal: I am Zeal, bride of Lavos!
Azala: LAVOS??! DIE SCUM!!!!! EJECT HER TO THE MOOGLES!
A hole opens up and Zeal is sucked through. There are sounds of
delight above, after some moaning, then the crunching of bones.
Then, several Moogle Borgs drop through!
Mog: WE ARE THE MOOGLE BORG! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE
ASSIMULATED,THEN EATEN!
Me: Oh, shut up. (cuts Mog's head off)
All the Moogle Borgs self-distruct.
Universe: Whoo-hoo!
Me: Hey, there's a ring on his finger. (picks it up)
Amarath: Omygosh! It's the One True Ring!
Azala: Wasn't that thrown into a volcano?
Everyone stares at him.
Azala: What? So I'm literate!
Smeagol: Get the precious! Smeagol must have his precious!
Azala: Who let him in?
Klingon: Fire photons!
Me: We don't have photons!
Smeagol: Precious...give Smeagol his precious... (begins to look
hungrily at Eric)
Me: Uh oh...
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TO BE CONTINUED
Part 9:
The ring lives...
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