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The DLE's adventures in the world of the
living-impaired
Having died trying to get money for his rent, DLE was cast into
the underworld, still somehow accesible to Chris though...
Me: Get away from me, you stoned broad!
Zeal: I'm coming for you, honey!
Me: Arrgh! (runs faster) *whew* I think I lost her!
Chaos: I am Chaos, lord of the galaxy! Bow before me puny mortal!
Me: I got better things to do, kid.
Chaos: Hey, who's that behind you?
Me: (looks behind himself) She's your new wife. Later!
Chaos: Huh? Hey, get away from me woman! ARRGH!!!
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Meanwhile...
In the Moogle Borg palace they are preparing to revive Mog...
The Moogle Borgs dance around in ominous ways. A grey light
appears on the altar...
And there stands the Moogle Borg king, Mog the unwinning...
Mog: At last! I have returned to the living stead. The time has
come for us to take the ultimate revenge upon the humans.
Borgs: But how?
Mog: I will use the Dark Crystal to open the way...TO THE EVILEST
REACHES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
The borgs step back, almost afraid...
Mog holds the crystal up, and a black gate opens out of thin
air...and out steps...
Barney...
The borgs scream in terror.
Behind Barney come the Power Rangers...
The borgs freeze in fright...
And then...
The Village People...
And then all the Moogle Borgs had heart attacks and died...
Mog: MWAFWAHWA!!!!!
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Me: Oh crap... (after viewing the whole spectacle through a window at the edge of the Dark World) As if the chocobos weren't enough!
And then, through the vindow, I spot Mog raising the dead Moogle Borgs...
Zombie Moogle Borgs...
And the whole regiment marching towards Jidoor...
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TO BE CONTINUED
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The Kaos days, a continuing tale...
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