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The Chocobo War, Part 5


So our heroes went back 1000 years and ended up where there were chocobos.

There are chocobos walking around, saluting each other like Nazis, some wearing Pike helmets..

Over in a corner, some chocobos salute Cloud and watch him go through a gate. On the back of the chocobo is the styrofoam sword Cloud would've had to use during the making of FFVII.

Azala: We're in their capital...

Some chocobos drag in Alan's carcass and peck at it some more.

Kaitlin: Holy...

Azala: Okay, Edgar and I will distract the troops. The rest of you get in the castle and get at whomever is head of this operation.

Edgar: Right.

So Kaitlin, Kain, Cecil, Rydia, and Schala sneak into the castle via the secret sewers they somehow knew about.

Azala: You got the bombs?

Edgar: You betcha.

They light a few. A whole pile of feathers come flying at the two, entombing them...

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The castle looks like a normal enough castle, aside from the Moogle banners. Something makes the party shudder.

After a brief walkabout, they find the throne room.

There stands the king of the chocobos, Nasir.

Nasir: Ah! Welcome!

Kaitlin: Why are you selling us out?

Nasir: We decided that a simple human audience for FFVII would be futile. But all the chocobos were N64 owners, so we gave them the world so they would buy Playstations.

Kain: You're letting them slaughter the rest of the world so you can sell your product?

Nasir: Yeah, but we don't want to look responsible, so, now that you'll know, you'll have to die. Boys!

A wall panel opens up, revealing the dreaded FFVII cult.

Bio: I always thought you guys were all against us.

TimeCHRONO: This'll be fun.

They all pull out some gigantic, styrofoam swords.

Halcyon: You remembered to magically coat them?

Bio: Yeap.

Cecil: This is not good.

Rydia: All this over a video game?

Anonymous FFVII Cult Member: FFVII is not just a video game! It's the second coming!

Voice: Give me a break...

Anonymous FFVII Cult Member: You make me angry! I dice you into little pieces and sacrifice you to our god!


OH NO!! WHO COULD SAVE THE PARTY NOW???

I'll leave you hanging in the air for awhile... >=)


The Chocobo War, Part 6

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