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Final Fantasy Meets Lost World, well, sort of...
Part 9
Marie: Well, we got rid of him quickly....
Schala: Let's just make sure to let him out of the sack before we
leave, he'll probably have sobered up by then.
Nabiki: We clubbed him with a waffle iron, hogtied him and THREW him in the sack, remember?
Me: (muffled) LET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Schala: Oh yeah...
Rydia: We're so cruel...
Marie: Yes we are. (laughs) Well, it's our turn to be the stars
for a change.
Nabiki: I guess so...
Me: (muffled) PLEASE!?!
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So the four maidens, dragging the sack with witheld me on the back of their horses. I knew this because I still have scars from when they ran through that cactus patch. Owwww....(picks a thorn out of his spine)
Marie: What was that voice!?!
Rydia: The narrator, every story has one.
Marie: Oh.
So I was trapped. Stuck in a sack, hogtied, with parts of cacti
sticking in body parts I didn't even know I had, bouncing along a gravel road, being dragged by four women who are probably gonna flame me before I finish this story. Owwww.....
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Alas, they finally reached the Dark Teddy Bear's castle.
Unfortunately, they left me outside with their horses, not a very
good idea since there are dragons about.
And thus they entered the fortress. Battling their way past brutal
beasts, such as Teddy Borgs, and finally reached the throne room of the Dark Teddy Bear...
Bear: So you've come at last, but I'm afraid you're too late.
Kaitlin will officially become my queen in 20 seconds.
Marie: The we'll just have to kill you, won't we?
Bear: Do you know who I am?
Nabiki: The lord of evil?
Bear: No, I'm...(removes mask)
Mog: WE ARE THE MOOGLE BORG!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!! YOU WILL BE
MOLESTED!!! KUPO!!!
Rydia: This was a scam! The Dark Teddy Bear is.....MOG!!!
Mog: I knew you would return to save your friend, so I've provided some "entertainment" for you. Men, surround the great hall!
Within a minute every possible exit is blocked. Kaitlin is tossed
into their group.
Mog: Now then.....
Rydia: Get away from me...........
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OH GOD NO!!! WILL THEY ESCAPE!?! FIND OUT IN PART 10!!!!!
Final Fantasy Meets Lost World, well, sort of... Part 10
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