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Final Fantasy meets Lost World: Part Seven


Well, I decided to continue it. Enjoy.

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After recovering I decided to dedicate the rest of my life to..... PEANUT BUTTER!!!!

Me: Ohhh, soooo smooth upon the bread, it tastes soooo good...

However, another crisis soon struck and I was forced to continue my horrendous tale...

Me: So now what's going on?

Kain: The Moogle Borgs have taken South Figaro.

Me: AGAIN!?! Okay, set off the device Azala put in there.

Kain: All right....

South Figaro explodes and is off the map.

Me: So can I go back to my life dedicated to peanut butter?

Kain: Sorry, no. You have to save a maiden in distress.

Me: Awwwwww....(pouts)

Kain: She was last seen inspecting a teddy bear that washed up on the beach. Neither her nor the teddy bear were found.

Me: So which one am I looking for?

Kain: The Maiden.

Me: Can I get some info on her?

Kain: She's Rydia! You know Rydia!

Me: All I know is peanut butter.

Kain: Will you shut up about the peanut butter already!!!!!!

Me: But I have dedicated my life to this wonderful nut product. There is no other.

Kain: Fine, I'll send Edge and let him get the girl.

Me: Fine, I'll go back to my peanut butter. (turns away)

Kain: OH NO YOU WON'T!!!!!!!!!! (grabs me by the shoulder) YOU'RE TAKING THIS QUEST!!!

Me: Whaddya gonna do? Jump on me?

Kain: What? Are you crazy? This is the nineties, I'm gonna sue ya.

Me: And I'll smear peanut butter all over your lawyer.

Kain: If you say *ONE* more thing about peanut butter I'll throw you in the dungeon and put you on execution!!!!

Me: Pppppppppeanut bbbbbbbutter!!!!


One hour later...in a cell...

Me: I guess he was serious....


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WILL OUR HERO ESCAPE!?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PART!!!


Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part 8

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