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Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part One
Mog: Looks like Daddy is too.
T-Rexes: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Mog: Run for your worthless lives!!! AUUUGH!!!
So they run, one guy falls and is stepped on by the T-Rex. He
falls off its foot a few steps later. The T-Rexes toss Mog up and
rip him in two.
Cire: Looks like I'm in charge now. To the elephant grass!
Moogle: But that's where the Raptors are!
Cire: I know, but some strange force is making me go there.
Me: Mwafwa ha!
Meanwhile, on a cliff:
Locke: Yep, there's the Moogle Borgs, getting crushed by the Rex.
Sabin: I'm REALLY gonna hurt this guy when we get out of this
story...
Me: HA! You are helpless against me!
Sabin transforms into a Yellow Imp who's muddled.
Celes: NO! He's turned Sabin into...a GLITCH!!!!!!!
Sabin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (goes running off the cliff
into the elephant grass)
At this point, the Moogle Borg have made it into the grass as well.
Several Raptor heads pop up. An overhead view shows them coming
in through the grass at 90 MPH.
Moogle Borg: Run run run! UWAAAA!! (gets pulled under by a
Raptor)
Other Moogle Borg: Vicks, where'd ya go? AAAAAA!!! (also gets
pulled under by a Raptor)
A Raptor leaps out of the tall grass, right at Sabin.
Sabin: BUM RASH, no I mean BUM RUSH!!!
Raptor looks at him oddly, then tears him to bits.
Sabin: BUT I'M ENGAGED!!!!
Me: To your fitness trainer!
Sabin: NOOO!!!! MY DIGNITY!!!! UWAAAAAA!!! (Raptor finally
kills him)
Meanwhile, most of the Moogle Borgs are being pulled down by
raptors.
Elsewhere...
Celes: Awww.... What a cute little dinosaur.
Locke: Careful Celes, he might be dangerous.
Celes: At the size of a chicken? Get serious.
Locke: What about the 500 of them behind you?
Celes: What? UWAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Locke: CELES!!! Oh, wait, now they're done with her and coming
for me... no, no, AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!
Kefka: My plan is working perfectly.
Me: It's not YOUR PLAN!! It's MINE!!!! (throws Kefka into the
elephant grass. He's gone in a second.)
Kefka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE AAAAA!!!!!!.......
Later on....
Edgar: Did you find them?
Cyan: Only what the beasties didn't like. Who hath we lost so
far?
Edgar: Strago and Relm were impaled by Stegosaurs, Locke and
Celes got eaten by Compys, Sabin, Terra and Setzer are Raptor
bait, Gau and Gogo were eaten by Celeophysis...
Shadow: I think we're all that's left.
Edgar: Looks like it. And there's not a pretty woman in sight.
Yeesh!
Cyan: There was one, but she got eaten by the T-Rex.
Edgar: NOOO!!! (pulls out his Air Anchor) I WILL DESTROY IT!!!
(marches off to his doom)
A few minutes later there's are screams of anger, a roar, some
crunching, and the vibrating of a puddle.
Shadow: Maybe we should leave....
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To be continued in part Two!!!
Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part Two
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