Here it is, the first post in a while! I will be getting rid of the chars not
longer on the list, just to make room for new chars. Except Jack Azz. :) He's
the villian! And all the new people won't be introduced this time.
Last time: Chaos, Evil Knight, Bio, Tortolia, Kaitlin, Tritoch, Alan, Pat,
Jaana, and Schala had learned of the war and were heading home to see what
they could do. Edgar had been fried by the tyrant, Jack Azz. N64Man, Kharis,
and DLE, awaited Magus', Shadow's and Melonhead's return. Now, with Sega in
the war and already getting pummelled, the story goes on.
WARNING: This was not meant to offend ANYONE!
DLE: Where are they? I want some Pizza.
N64Man: Here they come!
Shadow: Okay, the president says you're allowed in.
Inside...
N64Man: How luxurious!
Shadow: "Guards?"
Kharis: "What are you doing?"
Melonhead: "Don't worry, Kharis...You're fine."
DLE: "And me."
Digital comes up behind DLE and grabs his arm. Lorinan grabs the other.
Digital: "You have the right to remain silent."
Lorinan: "You will be arrested, and possibly executed for crimes against Sony."
N64Man: "NOOOO! Take me instead!"
Tojo Mojo and Mataya grab his arms!
Tojo: "We plan to take you, as well."
Mataya: "Let's go, buddy! We KNOW you'll be executed."
Kharis: "You bastards!!"
Shadow: "Leave, Kharis. Before we take you in, too."
Melonhead and Shadow throw Kharis out the door, beyond PS's force field, and put the field up.
Kharis: "Great... I'm alone... all alone again. I might as well be in Nintendo's dungeon."
Jack Azz: "And why shouldn't I just kill you?"
Kharis: "Agh! You snuck up!"
Jack: "Right. Now that you're without your friends..."
(Pulls out Crystal)
Kharis: "Damn that infernal thing!!!!" (Draws Sword)
At the exact same moment, a blast of energy shoots out from the crystal, and Kharis smashes it.
*CLANK*
Kharis' sword lands on the ground... a charred skeleton's hand connected to it.
Jack: "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE 132 BIT CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN!!!!!!!! Oh well... time to pull out the DD."
Kharis' spirit: "Be well, friends..."
It drifts off.
Inside Sony...
"All rise! Judge Lady Paladin will be convicting you scum!"
Lady: "Hey! Innocent until proven guilty!"
"Yes, ma'am."
N64Man: "Don't I get a lawyer?"
Shadow: "Melonhead, Lorinan, Mataya, Digital, Tojo. Come here a sec."
The six discuss it.
Melonhead: "We've come to a decision."
Tojo: "You'll get a lawyer. Both of you."
Digital: "But we pick who."
Lorinan: "You lawyers will be... FFPlaya for DLE-"
DLE: "Whoo-hoo!"
Shadow: "Shut up!"
Lorinan: "And... Northern Paladin for N64Man."
Lady: "What?!?"
FFPlaya and Northern Paladin materialize.
NP: "Well... at least we're out of the dungeon."
Playa: "Shadow, you prick! How can you side with them? I'll-"
Shadow: "Back to the dungeon then!"
Playa: "AUGH! I'll be quiet..."
A trial ensues...
Lady Paladin: "My verdict... Dark Lord Eric... I find you guilty of crimes against Sony. You are too be held for 20 years in the dungeon. N64 Man, however. Your crimes against the Sony Empire are too great. You will be...executed-"
All: *GASP*
Lady: "Quit, please. You will be executed tomorrow morning."
N64Man: "But even if I die, I will be here to help the heroes, in spirit! You
can't get rid of me! Dammit, NP!! This'll all your fault! Can't you bribe your
girlfriend or something?!?"
NP: "I can't hear you...." (pulls out a lap top)
Lady: "Northern Paladin, you are free again to go back to N64."
Playa: "And me?"
Lady: "Oh yeah, you two."
Outside...
NP: "AAAAA!!!!" *WHUMP*
Playa: "AAAAA!!!!" *WHUMP*
The both land on the groud outside of Sony's Force Field.
NP: "Jack Azz, come in."
Jack, over walkie-talkie: "Northern Paladin? Is that you?"
Playa: "And me, too!"
NP: "N64Man is gonna die... I made sure of that, like you said."
Playa: "What?!?"
NP: "Oh, quiet Playa. You knew we were planning this!"
Playa: "No... I didn't!" (draws sword) "Enguarde!"
NP: "Oh, please!" (pulls out Phaser) "You think you can beat me?"
Playa: "Damned technology!"
NP: "And now... my next phase in the mission."
*WHACK*
NP: "Ouch! Whose sword's flat end just hit me?"
Frost Fury: "Mine, scum!! How dare you harm an innocent man!!"
NP: "Dangit! I can't take two on!" (disappears)
Frost: "FFPlaya, right?"
Playa: "Yeah... your Frost Fury. Weren't you Skyblade? Then coins? Hm..."
Frost: "No. No I wasn't, let's move on."
Playa: "But... where do we go from here?"
Frost: "Witness N64Man's death. And maybe save DLE."
Playa: "Right."
Meanwhile...
In the N64Fortress Dungeon, a blue vortex opens. Chaos, Evil Knight, Bio,
Tortolia, Kaitlin, Tritoch, Alan, Pat, Jaana, and Schala
Chaos: "AAAAA!!!"
Evil Knight: "AAAAA!!!"
Bio: "AAAAA!!!"
Tortolia: "AAAAA!!!"
Kaitlin: "AAAAA!!!"
Tritoch: "AAAAA!!!"
Alan: "AAAAA!!!"
Schala: "AAAAA!!!"
Pat: "AAAAA!!!"
Chaos: "Damn! Could that ride have been any rougher? I must be getting rusty."
Alan: "Where are we?"
Chaos: "The N64Fortress Dungeon..."
So now, the team from Gold Saucer, whom I'll call "AAAAA!!!" team, are in
N6Fortress! NPaladin is working for Jack Azz! FFPlaya and Frost Fury are going
to attempt to rescue DLE! Lady Paladin sentanced N64Man to DEATH! And now all
of Sony gets to witness it, tomorrow! What will happen next?!?
BTW, Celes, Piro, Stryker, Sky: You four will come in next time. I gotta continue killing non-list members. :D
