Model is rapidly outgrowing its exterior cloth shielding. Just before it falls into "Sleep" mode, it often queries, "You know what?" If user responds with "What, David?" model is prone to answering, "Shhh, I'm sleeping." This model will be upgraded to version 5.0 next April 20.
Model #BRIANDENNIS v3.01
Upgrade to version 3.0 last September 7 went smoothly, but without many companion models to help celebrate. Model wants to visit his Grampa Christensen's bovine production facility. Now now now. BRIANDENNIS has recently overused the routine TANT.RUM, seemingly stuck in an infinite loop. Debugging has thus far been unsuccessful.
Model #CALEBBENJAMIN beta
Seven teeth have emerged from this model's gums, able to crush and marr even the finest of heirlooms. Model has almost as many personalities. CALEBBENJAMIN is mobile, but intelligence module needs work. This unit may be a tad "buggy," as it frequently makes "motorboat" sounds with rapid vibration of its lips and tongue. Perhaps it is running rough because of all the lubricant that leaks out its mouth. Model will complete beta test and upgrade to version 1.0 on November 6. Brian Sings! Brian is quite the lyricist, as evidenced by his following recent works: (sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")
No no no no no no no,
No no no no no no no.
No no no no no no no,
No no no no no no no.
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no nooo.
(sung to the tune of "Home on the Range")
No no no no nooo
No no no no no nooo,
No no nooo no no no no no nooo,
No no no no nooo
No no nooo no no nooo,
No no nooo no no no no no nooo.
Coming next month: BRIANDENNIS sings your favorite Christmas tunes!
(If you thought Santa no's everything, wait 'till you hear Brian!)
His conversation of the week:
[while getting ready for bed]
LeeAnn: Brian, where would you like your pillow, on this end or the other end?
Brian [screaming]: I DON'T WANT MY PILLOW ANYWHERE!
LeeAnn [giving in]: Okay, where would you like your head?
Brian [still screaming]: I DON'T WANT MY HEAD ANYWHERE!
Mike [dreaming]: *POOF!* Granted!
