Political Power Tournament of Champions
This is page is now home to the world's second political wrestling organization (its a shame that the Body beat us, non?) Over the next few weeks, cards will be posted pitting everybody's beloved leaders in a single elimination tournament around the world.
Round One
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Osama bin Laden
Parts Unknown Slap Most hated man in free world |
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George W. Bush
United States of America Top Rope Powerbomb Leader of Free World |
Tora Bora, Afghanistan
Afghani Cave Match Match to take place in unbombed cave |
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J. Zemin
People's Republic of China Chinese Torture Has a 457th Degree Black Belt |
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J. Koizumi
Empire of Japan Kamakazee Headbutt Is a 204th Generation Samurai |
Singapore, Singapore
Singapore Cane on a Pole Match First to use a Singapore Cane on the other wins |
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T. Mbeki
Republic of South Africa Sammartino Slingshot Leader of Free World |
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V. Putin
Russian Federation Spinning Piledriver Rassled bears back in the day |
Cairo, Egypt
Collapsing Triple Cage Pyramid Match First to climb to third cage and press button wins; cage collapses on loser |
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T. Blair
Great Britain Hanging Brainbuster Only Briton with straight teeth |
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J. Chirac
France Stranglehold (Sleeper) Learned sleeper from Ed Lewis III |
Berlin, Germany
World War II Match Boot Camp match, with exploding stuff |
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A. Sharon
Israel Low Blow Most hated man in most Arab countries |
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Y. Arafat
Proposed State of Palestine Drop Toe Hold Spark to the Middle East Powder Keg |
Vatican City, Vatican City
Hell in a Cell Match Match to take place inside a big, covered cage |
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J. Chretien
Canada Canadian Backbreaker Offered to throw stones at Osama |
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V. Fox
Mexico Shooting Star Press Once Turned away an American illegal immigrant |
Los Angeles, California
First Blood First to make opponent bleed wins |
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J. Howard
Australia Battering Ram Leader of the Largest Isle |
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Fidel Castro
Cuba Castro's Edge The Sexiest Dictator... ever |
Rio de Janerio, Brazil
Dome of Devestation Match to take place in the Dome of Devestation |
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S. Hussein
Iraq Camel Clutch G.H.W. Bush's favorite B*tch |
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P. Musharraf
Pakistan Full Nelson Atomic Drop America's Favorite Military Dictator |
Calcutta, India
Calcutta Chaos Match Match takes place on the streets of Calcutta |
This is meant solely to be humorous... any offense is inadvertant and remember you had your chance to leave.