Mr. T pounded away at T-1000, his fists leaving great dents in the T-1000's adamantium body, but not actually causing any pain. The T-1000 threw Mr. T off of him and jumped on him, forming his feet into sharp spikes. But, since Mr. T is Helluva Tough(tm), the spikes just shattered. T grabbed T-1000 and started to choke him with his chains(Yes, you can choke a robot. Remember Transformers: The Movie? Never mind, just accept it.) The T-1000 spinned his head 180 degrees around to face Mr T. with a huge array of sharp teeth, but T already had his fist ready and punched him with force enough to blow up T-1000's head. The T-1000 oozed out of the grip of doom and morphed into the form of Mr. T. The 2 forces of Helluva Tough were about to attack when Mr. T-1000 saw a bright light behind him. He turned around in time to see a red Mack Truck with a blue undercarriage and a gray trailer hit him in the face.
"AUTOBOTS!" Optimus Prime said, "TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!" On the horizon there appeared a VW bug, a compact Toyota, a Trans Am, a truck cab, an SUV, an old pickup, a minivan, an ambulance, 2 Lambos, an Indy car, a stock car, a Datsun, a police car, a Porsche, a jeep, and a truck with a camper. Above and slightly behind them were a supersonic jet and, for some reason, 5 dinosaurs. They all advanced on the T-1000, transforming to robot modes as they advanced, pulling out a variety of huge weapons. If T-1000 was human, he'd hope that he was wearing brown pants right about now, with a yellow crotch. He morphed into Jesse Owens and ran away.
"Why he no fight! Me Grimlock want fight someone!"
"Me Swoop see aliens over there!"
"Dinobots, transform and destroy!"
"Hey, wait for us!" the autobots turned back into their vehicle modes and followed the dinobots, all except for Optimus Prime.
"Greetings human, I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. I've heard of you, Mr. T. Will you support the Autobot cause?"
"So you're saying that you need my help?"
"Pretty much."
"Well, d*ymn, sucka! You the only one who isn't fool enough to realize that you need Mr. T's help! If I help, will you fix my van?"
"I can do 1 better than that. Ever hear of "Headmasters"?" Prime asked, as he retracted his head and picked up Mr. T, who jumped on top of Prime and crouched down. A shell of metal covered him, forming into an algamation of Optimus Prime's and Mr. T's heads. A similar shell extended downward, giving the illusion that the giant robot was wearing gold chains.
"Now T-imus Prime is ready to pity those aliens like the fools that they are!"
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Mr. T didn't know it but he and several others were merely pawns in a plan for the defense of Khazan. About 16 other people were randomly convering on War World to form one of the most powerful teams ever created. Considering that the more powerful members have the ability to shoot spitwads, do bad card tricks, repair bicycles and fall over, it might not seem that way, but they are. Trust me. Please?

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