What Women are Really Saying
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"You want" = "You want"

"We need" = "I want"

"It's your decision..." = "The correct decision should be obvious by now."

"Do what you want." = "You'll pay for this later"

"We need to talk." = "I need to complain."

"Sure... go ahead." = "I don't want you to."

"I'm not upset." = "Of course I'm upset, you idiot!"

"You're ... so manly." = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." = "Is sex all you ever think about?"

"No" = "No"

"Maybe" = "No"

"Yes" = "No"

"Be romantic, turn out the lights." = "I think my thighs are flabby."

"This kitchen is so inconvenient." = "I want a new house."

"I think we need new curtains." = "And carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..."

"I heard a noise." = "I noticed you were almost asleep."

"Do you love me?" = "I'm going to ask for something expensive."

"How much do you love me?" = "I did something today you're really not going to like."

"I'm sorry." = "You'll be sorry."

"I'm not yelling!" = "I am yelling because I think this is important."

"Do I look fat?" = "Tell me I'm beautiful."

"You have to learn to communicate." = "Just agree with me."

"I'm not emotional or overreacting!" = "I'm having my period."

"Are you listening to me?" = "Too late, you're dead."

"I'll be ready in a minute." = "I haven't even chosen what I'm going to wear yet."

"I need wedding shoes." = "The other 40 pairs of shoes I have are the wrong shade of white."

"Do you like this recipe?" = "It's easy to cook, so you'd better get used to it."

"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep."

"Hang the picture there." = "I don't know where I want the picture, but you better try every place I point."

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