Pick-Up Lines
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"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."

"Say, did we go to different schools together?"

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

"Hey baby, let's go make some babies."

(At the office copy machine) "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

"Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?"

"Smile if you want to sleep with me." (Watch them try to hold back their laughter)

"Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?"

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?", reply, "Do you have the energy?"

(If you see a woman with kids:) "Say mother, want another?"

"My name is Bond. James Bond."

"You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"

"Would you like to have morning coffee with me?"

"Are you ready to go home yet?"

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"I'd look good on you."

"I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else."

"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."

"Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?"

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"Do you want to see something swell?"

"What do you like for breakfast?"

"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"

"Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

(Look at the tag in her shirt and say:) "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven."

"Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?"

"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants."

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?" (If she says "No") "Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?"

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