What Men are Really Saying
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"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = "I didn't even know you had cut your hair."

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."

"Can I call you sometime?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."

"May I have this dance?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."

"Nice dress!" = "Nice cleavage!"

"I'm hungry." = "I'm hungry."

"I'm sleepy." = "I'm sleepy."

"I'm tired." = "I'm tired."

"Let's talk." = "I want you to think I'm a deeper person then I am."

"Will you marry me?" = "I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men."

"Let's turn the lights off... it's more romantic." = "I have a large scar on my back."

"Is something wrong?" = "I know I did something, but I don't have any idea what."

"What's wrong?" = "Does this mean sex is out of the question tonight?"

"I love you." = "I love your body."

"I've been thinking..." = "I decided not to do what you asked me too."

"That's a nice hat, why don't you buy it?" = "I'm never going shopping with you again."

"Tell me about your day..." = "I want to complain about my day."

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