Men Are Like...
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Men are like department stores - Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like vacations - They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like computers - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like coolers - Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.

Men are like coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you going all night long.

Men are like horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and usually they are wrong.

Men are like plungers - They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.

Men are like snowstorms - You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get, or how long it will last.

Men are like parking spaces - The good ones are usually gone and what's left are handicapped.

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