10 Things a Women Would Never Say
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1. "What do you mean today's our anniversary?"

2. "Do we have to talk tonight? I'd rather just watch TV."

3. "Ohh, this diamond is way too big!"

4. "...and for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!"

5. "Don't you think we could make our relationship more physical? I'm tired of 'just being friends'."

6. "Does this outfit make my butt look too small?"

7. "Don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll figure out how to get there."

8. "Is the phone for me? Tell them I'm not here."

9. "I don't care if it is on sale, $300 is too much for a designer dress."

10. "Hey, pull my finger!"

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