Four...
"For what?"
Four virgins
"Oh. Really? Isn't that a little clichéd?"
Silence worm! You will gather four virgins...
"Nup."
What? You dare deny our will?!
Oh, no. I just don't think I can find a whole four virgins who are, shall we say, 'of a suitable age'. Four young women of negotiable virtue who're willing to fake it might be the best I can do."
...
"Hey! Don't give me your shit! It's not my fault the CIA pumps aphrodisiacs into the water! If you want virgins, you go out and recycle some!"
...
"What!"
We have decided...
"Yes?"
Gender is of no concern...
"Oh, cool. Four virgin gamer boys by, say, two this afternoon?"
It would be best for you that you do not disappoint us...
Yeah...Whatever...
Later that day...
...
What?
Well...I thought...
WE thought!
Yes, we thought that, well, when we...
What?
We remember virgins tasting better!
And screaming...
And wearing less...
Yes, that really clogged my...
Our!!
...tentacles.
There was that one though...
Which one...?
The one that thought we could not see it when it crossed it's pseudopods.
Yes. That made us giggle.
Buuurrrrrppp...
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