Phan tells you 'see, some guys say they would die for you, but I _show_ it'
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Ooga tells Tomba, Amarth and you 'i even told him about the half-naked
mudderchick pictures, and he still hasn't gone to the vegascon site thing'
You tell Tomba (idle 27d and 18h), Amarth (idle 5min and 44s) and Ooga 'maybe
it's because there aren't any sheep?'
Amarth tells Tomba, Ooga and you 'WHERE?'
Amarth tells Tomba, Ooga and you 'SHEEP WHERE'
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You tell Phan 'unless you're going after 6 year olds, you should be ok for now.'
Phan tells you 'oops'
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Chaste [party]: heal me. ill try to get her to do me again :)
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Merri tells you 'yeah, like i know how to read'
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Coren tells you 'what?'
Coren blinks at you.
Coren tells you 'you're cheap?'
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Maceo tells you 'sex + dead cows = bad voodoo'
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Lametoby tells you 'we keep forgeting that women never get horny'
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Taint tells you 'I am unarmed in a battle of wits'
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Coren tells you 'there are more important things than sex anyway.:P'
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Ikira tells you 'I have an amusing prick?'
Ikira tells you 'Yes, I spose it is quite funny, in a sad pathetic sort of
way.'
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Ikira tells you 'ya know, sometimes I even disgust myself...'
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Ikira tells you 'The last time I went to a medium, they sent me off to consult an extra large.'
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You tell Coren 'didja get laid or something?'
Coren tells you 'that would involve a girl or a sheep right?'
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Firefly [newbie]: then come and spank me coren!
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Nullnullatte [bat]: if man was meant to have gf, we all would be born with one
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Entropy tells Sharon, Sharon and you 'sharon wont leave me alone!'
You tell Entropy 'what, you think i'm stupid?'
Entropy tells you 'hehe umm'
You emote to Entropy 'eyes you suspiciously.'
@Entropy licks you.
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Noctur tells you 'anyway, it's cold in finland usually :/'
You emote to Noctur 'gasps at you.'
You tell Noctur 'really?!'
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Flint tells you 'Accept Raise/Ress/Body from Flint!'
You tell Flint 'um, i'm not dead.'
Flint tells Zacky and you 'sorry.. typoed =)'
You emote to Flint 'eyes you suspiciously.'
Flint tells you 'i typoed who race thrikhren, i was supposed typo who race ghost =)'
You tell Flint 'cripes, i can't type thrikhren when i try, and you typed it by
accident? i'm impressed...'
Flint tells you 'i aint called tyop matser for nothing =)'
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Hackop [ghost]: bodies are never worth the 6 hours of regen time.
Silea [ghost]: my body is worth 6 hours of regen time
[ghost]: Silea winks suggestively.
Spiritwalker tells you 'it is worth 12 hours :)'
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Coren says 'no more mister nice guy.'
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Brillo grunts 'stop idling.'
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Dangergirl asks 'durand? do you like peanut s&m's or chocklad s&m's?'
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You have been tuned. Have a nice evening.
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Suicide pill exclaims 'eat me!'
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You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'rhuuuumm angotz klekltz'
You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.
You fail to reach Silea.
Silea fails to touch you.
Deathseeker {priests}: nog kinda sad when ya cant even touch yerself
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Coren says 'i kicked mysefor not using english.'
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You ask 'does amarth have anything?'
Durand says 'brains hmm no.. maybe a pretty face.'
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Daria tells you 'yes, i have used ice before'
@Daria giggles inanely at you.
Daria tells you 'things get perky in the cold!'
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Souc tells you 'fin men are NOT exotic'
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You emote to Daria 'shows you her tongue.'
Daria tells you 'dont stick it out if you dont intend to use it'
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Mal [bat]: what country is finland in any way?
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Thematrix [bat]: Just cause I like anal sex does not mean I'm gay
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Malicat [bat]: BatMUD, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
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Tomba tells Leira and you 'my channel, small_furry_animals_and_duct_tape+,
doesn't have much listeners =( no one seems to like it, dunno why'
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Thematrix [bat]: Yes...I'm a female Kracklewhore
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Monty [bat]: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
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Zyn tells you 'silea: OOGA! COME HERE AND DROP THOSE PANTS!'
Zyn tells you 'ooga: ok honey!'
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Info: Silea is mean. (courtesy of cyberman)
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Stalgrad tells you 'i'm illegitamate, i can't read!'
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Amarth tells you 'hey wot's wrong with humping female legs'
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Thematrix [ghost]: Coren is Asexual
Thematrix [ghost]: He splits in two like an Ameoba
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Ghost of Diver [ghost]: Fucking thematrix killed me.
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Glaurung tells you 'i sometimes feel like moving to upper mongolia and
herding yaks or something'
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Sai [ghost]: kiss me where it smells funny
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Gore tells Tomba and you 'female? what's that?'
You tell Gore and Tomba 'you see, out there in this thing called the 'real
world', there are two genders, not just one...'
Gore tells Tomba and you 'hmm... two genders? So it's like Coke and Pepsi,
right?'
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Teiohx tells you 'you think you're going to get me to the other side of the
country to hang out with you and a bunch of drunken mudders?....ummmm no'
Teiohx tells you 'I rather drive to Minnesota and stare at corn'
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Amarth tells you 'we're just a bunch of pussies here.. me and shardik'
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Tomba tells you 'well you should see me in bed!'
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Tomba tells you 'I'm not that easy'
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Styxx [ghost]: why were you fucking chicago? wait I don't wanna know...
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Zyn [tarmalen]: grab your ankles and i will brt
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Zyn's ruthless onslaught of attacks causes Camel to stumble back and fall to
its knees begging for mercy.
Silea [party]: how does a camel beg for mercy?
Zyn [party]: bbbeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllk
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Shardik says 'an american with a cell phone is like a swedish guy with a girl,
they have no clue what to do with em.
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Coren tells you 'i can tell you, but then i'd have to rm you.'
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Teiohx tells you 'I don't believe you :p come suck on my chaos blade baby!
its made of ice so it might taste good...'
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(at Elwood's wedding)
Tedra whispers 'Elwood, you may kiss the bride :).'
Elwood blows small rings of pot smoke into the room.
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You tell Coren 'at least i'm not a wiz...'
Coren tells you 'thank God for small favors.'
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Thematrix mumbles 'I question my sexuality yeah, and I'll have sex with
anything.'
Thematrix mumbles 'Quote that.'
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Wanna see what happens when a wiz echoes a fake tell? click here.
Check it out, another one.
A transcript of when americans discuss the finns...
Also: Panner's nerd-porn chick.
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Download a cute kitty mpeg here.
The mp3 for Cyberman.
Selected forwards.
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Disclaimer:
if you have a good reason why a quote by or about you should be removed, send me a tell or mudmail on bat, and i'll consider it.
(which is to say, if it's a good reason, i'll remove the lines, but if i don't think it's a good reason, it stays put)
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