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| All Tips Courtesy of Harry "Hound-dog" McNicols |
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| Eeeeeey dere, noids n' dames! Name's Hounddog McNicols, but all the ladies call me.....TONIGHT! WOWZERS!!! HEEEEEY, I'm kiddin' wit yas!!!! I'm here to give youse net-noids a glimpse into da wondieful woirld of dames, broads, and whatever else'll bend ova for yas!!HAAAAAAAAAA! I'M KIDDIN OVA HEA!!! Alllrite, my tips for lovin are as follows: 1. Romance ya wimmens. There ain't nothin that a broad likes betta than to be swept offa her feet. Just don't take her out ta dinna, or else you'll be gettin one-a-those hernias when you sweeps her off! HAAAAYYY! COME ON LAYDEES!!! 2. Always open da car door for her. Dis hea is a nice ting ta do, becuz is shows ya wimmens dat youse respects 'em....plus, you can take a ganda at that fine ass while dey're not lookin'!!! YEAH, I SAID IT LAYDEES! HAAAAA! COME AHHN!!!! 3.Compliments are invaluable. Always talk about how great dey look, how nice their hair is today, how great you tink dey are at everytink, how great their sista is in da sack! WOOOWWZAA!! BETTA NOT GO DERE, FELLAS!! 4.Give 'em a back massage Not only is dis a nice ting ta do dat makes dem feel good, in Hounddog's case, it usually leads to a front massage!!! YA!! YA!! YAA!!! OH BAYBY!!! 5. Put ya finga in dere ace-hole WHAT?! HEEEEY, JOKER!! NOT THAT FAST!!! HAAAAAAAHA! 6. Show off ya dancin' skills When you take em out to da dancin clubs, don't let dem otha fellows show ya up! You buy her lotsa drinks, soon enough she won't care how bad ya dance!! Eeeey, if you're smooth enough here, the date can usually end in da bathroom if ya know whadamean!!! HEEY! WHO'S GOT DA TROJANS!!!! HEEEEY! COMEAAAAHN!! 7. Give her some flowas. Not to brag dere, fellas. But the laydees always prefer my flowas, because I'm always givin' em' "TWO-LIPS"!!! HEEEEY! SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE LAYDEES!!!. Dat leads me to my final tip 8. Da kiss . Dis here fellas, can make ya, or break ya. Ya wanna go in soft, but not like a marshmella. Before you kiss da goil though, ask yaself. "Ey! Does dis broad swallow??!! I don't wanna be breathin no other dude's monkey spit!!!" HEEEY!!! Dat's it for me noids n' noidettes! I'm outta hea! P.S.: If all else fails, dress up like a stoimtroopa!! YEEAAAAH!!! |