| I decided to put an ethnic twist on our promiscuous hero. Seeing as her name contains "chica" I figured I should give her a hispanic decent. Judging by these, love truly is a universal language. |
| smokintoo2000: I want to nibble ur nipples drakcloud : Ha! Like baby on mama! smokintoo2000: lol drakcloud : Funny boy. smokintoo2000: lick ur pussy drakcloud : Oh? Is pussy a sexy word? smokintoo2000: maybe drakcloud : You see, I am learning English. And friend said I try here to learn the 'dirty' englishes! smokintoo2000: lol smokintoo2000: ur pussy is what I put my dick in drakcloud : Ohhhh. In spain we are to call that 'quircados' for sexy-type speaking. smokintoo2000: ok quircados drakcloud : Mmmm. Favourite word. smokintoo2000: with my :-P smokintoo2000: in and out and all over drakcloud : Oh, that is the nice feeling! My friendboy used to perform that upon me drakcloud : But he is dead! drakcloud : But you good keyboard lover. Keep going smokintoo2000: omg I am so sorry drakcloud : It alright! He want to push rock over cliff, but he coat get caught on rock and he go with! I was to being sad at first, but it appeared to have funny after 2 months drakcloud : Lover, where you go! My quircados calls for you! smokintoo2000: I want to touch and play with ur quircados now baby drakcloud : Oh yes? It is liking to be played with. smokintoo2000: my tongue goes over it and my finger rubs it gently drakcloud : Ohhh dios mio! smokintoo2000: I put my finger in and out in and out as u moan and lift ur hips drakcloud : My hips are lifting to the heavens as to being called my El Santo De Nuncha! Mas, my lover, mas!!! smokintoo2000: rubbing faster and faster as you rise to the heavens smokintoo2000: ur nipples r hard and I begin to suck on drakcloud : Oh, no stop!!! smokintoo2000: lol why? drakcloud : In Spain it is very troublesome for a man to put his mouth on los guchas. I knew a girl who had a man do it, and the policia removed his goicho. smokintoo2000: wow really? smokintoo2000: that is sad cuz iit helps u cum faster drakcloud : Yes, is very strict here smokintoo2000: ok drakcloud : Haha! I come to computer anyways! drakcloud : What you mean? smokintoo2000: lol smokintoo2000: cum means have an orgasm drakcloud : Ohhh. HAHAHAHA! I call it "ogreism" for a long time!!!1 smokintoo2000: orgasm smokintoo2000: its wonderful for u drakcloud : Yes, I understand now love-teacher smokintoo2000: ok good baby drakcloud : Let me to try for a bit? smokintoo2000: I like u to have a big orgasmt |
| smokintoo2000: ok drakcloud : I am want to remove your jeaned-type pants, and to rub your muscular curtains. When this is happening, I am wanting you to reach for my lampshade. This is hot. smokintoo2000: wow it is very hot drakcloud : Oh, I am not able to control my overpowering femininity smokintoo2000: I want to be inside u baby drakcloud : Yes. Currently you should!!! drakcloud : First I want to punch your goicho smokintoo2000: I am going in now drakcloud : Is customary here smokintoo2000: ok drakcloud : First I want to make snack. Alright? smokintoo2000: ok drakcloud : I am going to kitchen. Now I remove tasty triscuit crackers from original packaging. Munch munch munch! drakcloud : You want? smokintoo2000: lol yum smokintoo2000: sure smokintoo2000: sounds good drakcloud : Hahaha! I trick! Crackers are for me! smokintoo2000: lol smokintoo2000: shame on u smokintoo2000: I shall lick the crumbs off u n ow drakcloud : No, I am very neat behaving. I send crumbs to the desert of sand and ghosts. smokintoo2000: ok I understand smokintoo2000: but a few will still remain for me |
| At this point I had mercy on the poor soul, and let him know that he was being duped. He was a pretty good sport about it, and appeared to know more spanish than I did. What perplexes me is that he kept talking to me even while my user name came up as "drakcloud" Oh well. So, if you're reading this mister; Gotcha! |