This conversation is one of my personal faves. This is me going it solo with 'mitchy_bitchy12'. I'm going to get get you a needle and fabric, because you're going to be in STITCHES!!! A haa haaaaaa!
Fuck you.
mitchy_bitchy12: i think i'm ready
mitchy_bitchy12: you wanna cyber now baby?

hotnready_chica69: let's do it
mitchy_bitchy12: pretend we're at this party
mitchy_bitchy12: i see u lookin at me
mitchy_bitchy12: i come to u
mitchy_bitchy12: we start dancin real sexy
mitchy_bitchy12: nice hot grindin

hotnready_chica69: i'm real drunk and dancing stupid
mitchy_bitchy12: i'm real drunk too
mitchy_bitchy12: we start makin out
mitchy_bitchy12: while i grab ur ass
mitchy_bitchy12: and rub it real good

hotnready_chica69: I wince with pain because I fell on a tree stump a few days ago
mitchy_bitchy12: oohh
hotnready_chica69: the bruise isn't healed
mitchy_bitchy12: didn't know baby
mitchy_bitchy12: we head into a room

hotnready_chica69: it's real dark
mitchy_bitchy12: i take off your pants
hotnready_chica69: i punch you in the eye
mitchy_bitchy12: take off ur thong wit my mouth
mitchy_bitchy12: whoa there

hotnready_chica69: leave my pants alone!
hotnready_chica69: sorry, i like it kinda rough

mitchy_bitchy12: oh ok baby
hotnready_chica69: you're muscular, you can take it
mitchy_bitchy12: i push u on the bed
hotnready_chica69: my head whacks against the night stand
hotnready_chica69: Jesus!

mitchy_bitchy12: whoa you a lil psycho there babe
hotnready_chica69: i rub my head "i'll be ok, can you run and get me some ice?"
mitchy_bitchy12: i go and get some ice
mitchy_bitchy12: real fast
mitchy_bitchy12: wanna take your shirt off now?
mitchy_bitchy12: sorry for sayn off twince..
(I have no fucking clue what he meant.)
hotnready_chica69: i take off my shirt and apologize for my ugly bra. it's laundry day
mitchy_bitchy12: i rip it off
mitchy_bitchy12: and start suckin on ur tits
mitchy_bitchy12: lickin round your nipples

hotnready_chica69: i go "EEEEEEE!!!" because i took out my nipple ring a few days ago and it isn't healed yet.
mitchy_bitchy12: hey ur a lil weird
mitchy_bitchy12: i'm stoppin this

hotnready_chica69: oh come on, babe, it was just getting good!
mitchy_bitchy12: sorry but this is weird!!
mitchy_bitchy12: hell no gurl

hotnready_chica69: don't make me finish by myself!
mitchy_bitchy12: i hope ur not like that in bed
mitchy_bitchy12: i'm out babe

hotnready_chica69: my head is bleeding
hotnready_chica69: the sheets are slowly being soaked by the blood pouring from my garish head injury
hotnready_chica69: my eyes roll back in my head and I pass out
hotnready_chica69: Ravage me!
hotnready_chica69: God damnit, I love parties.

This convo definitely wasn't as long as I hoped it would be. This guy got too wise too fast. I had a lot of funnier stuff to say than this, but as you can see by my minimal, seductive red text in comparison to his copious amounts of puke green text, he hurried the situation before I was able to take control. Nevertheless, mitchy_bitchy12, you got served.
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