This conversation is one of my personal faves. This is me going it solo with 'mitchy_bitchy12'. I'm going to get get you a needle and fabric, because you're going to be in STITCHES!!! A haa haaaaaa! Fuck you. |
mitchy_bitchy12: i think i'm ready mitchy_bitchy12: you wanna cyber now baby? hotnready_chica69: let's do it mitchy_bitchy12: pretend we're at this party mitchy_bitchy12: i see u lookin at me mitchy_bitchy12: i come to u mitchy_bitchy12: we start dancin real sexy mitchy_bitchy12: nice hot grindin hotnready_chica69: i'm real drunk and dancing stupid mitchy_bitchy12: i'm real drunk too mitchy_bitchy12: we start makin out mitchy_bitchy12: while i grab ur ass mitchy_bitchy12: and rub it real good hotnready_chica69: I wince with pain because I fell on a tree stump a few days ago mitchy_bitchy12: oohh hotnready_chica69: the bruise isn't healed mitchy_bitchy12: didn't know baby mitchy_bitchy12: we head into a room hotnready_chica69: it's real dark mitchy_bitchy12: i take off your pants hotnready_chica69: i punch you in the eye mitchy_bitchy12: take off ur thong wit my mouth mitchy_bitchy12: whoa there hotnready_chica69: leave my pants alone! hotnready_chica69: sorry, i like it kinda rough mitchy_bitchy12: oh ok baby hotnready_chica69: you're muscular, you can take it mitchy_bitchy12: i push u on the bed hotnready_chica69: my head whacks against the night stand hotnready_chica69: Jesus! mitchy_bitchy12: whoa you a lil psycho there babe hotnready_chica69: i rub my head "i'll be ok, can you run and get me some ice?" mitchy_bitchy12: i go and get some ice mitchy_bitchy12: real fast mitchy_bitchy12: wanna take your shirt off now? mitchy_bitchy12: sorry for sayn off twince.. (I have no fucking clue what he meant.) hotnready_chica69: i take off my shirt and apologize for my ugly bra. it's laundry day mitchy_bitchy12: i rip it off mitchy_bitchy12: and start suckin on ur tits mitchy_bitchy12: lickin round your nipples hotnready_chica69: i go "EEEEEEE!!!" because i took out my nipple ring a few days ago and it isn't healed yet. mitchy_bitchy12: hey ur a lil weird mitchy_bitchy12: i'm stoppin this hotnready_chica69: oh come on, babe, it was just getting good! mitchy_bitchy12: sorry but this is weird!! mitchy_bitchy12: hell no gurl hotnready_chica69: don't make me finish by myself! mitchy_bitchy12: i hope ur not like that in bed mitchy_bitchy12: i'm out babe hotnready_chica69: my head is bleeding hotnready_chica69: the sheets are slowly being soaked by the blood pouring from my garish head injury hotnready_chica69: my eyes roll back in my head and I pass out hotnready_chica69: Ravage me! hotnready_chica69: God damnit, I love parties. This convo definitely wasn't as long as I hoped it would be. This guy got too wise too fast. I had a lot of funnier stuff to say than this, but as you can see by my minimal, seductive red text in comparison to his copious amounts of puke green text, he hurried the situation before I was able to take control. Nevertheless, mitchy_bitchy12, you got served. |