| An Evening With Mel Gibson |
| The following is an interesting and entirely accurate conversation I had with Mel Gibson when he stopped by my high-rise apartment one night. |
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| My god, Mel. You just kicked my ass at Dance Dance Revolution. Where did you learn those moves? Ha! It-it was almost like those guys in "You Got Served"! Fucking awful picture! Jesus! Oh, shit, sorry Mel. I didn't mean 'Jesus' as blasphemy. I meant like, y'know; "What the hell?" |
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| Did I hit a nerve with you there, Mel? Awfully sorry. But I have to ask, what's with that vest? |
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| Hey! Shut up! You're just jealous because you don't have a shitty polka dot vest. I'll take you to my tailor, we'll get you MACKIN STYYYYLE! |
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