A few years ago, a boy came to this site with a dream. A dream of making a site that would be the best damned site you'd ever go to. A site where cars drove people and nothing was as it seemed. Unfortunately, that boy was killed in a tragic boating accident, and was then molested by a group of ill tempered dolphins.

Click to see the horrifying scene.

And so, out of utter respect and hatred for the boy, another boy took up the reigns and made a terrible website with pictures of strange people, and photoshopped horrors. This website ran horribly, and people could only look at one page per day! The boy abandoned the page. Abandoned the dream. Aban-jo.

But now, out of sheer will and determination, the page which was forgotten has been remade. Proudly presenting.......

ROB'S MEGA SITE

Open For Business!