| Interview With Chuck Norris |
| Conducted by: Corey (Bum Toucher) |
| The other day I was having a conversation with my good friend, Chuck Norris. We had been thoroughly debating the importance of bicycle helmets when he said the strangest thing to me.... |
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| Corey, if I was a girl......would you kiss me? |
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| Excuse me? |
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| I mean like......if you didn't know me as Chuck Norris, the official king of martial arts, would you kiss me if I was a girl? |
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| Would you still have that wicked beard? |
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| No, it would be gone, of course |
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| Chuck, don't ask me fucked up questions like that. I would never kiss you, you are far too much of a man for me. |
| Corey's homoerotic adventure continues... |