Instead of the massive quantities of stringed quotes that can be found in other branches of this time wastefull subject tree, this much smaller section contains single quotes. Many of these will be of my own making, and as always, I welcome anyone to enter their own. I will include you name, pen name, or whatever you wish if anything at all, and will include as many names as possible to the ones I get.

Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
• Robert Strauss on conducting

I know a teenage girl who has been trying to run away from home for a year but every time she gets to the front door the phone rings."
• Bob Phillips

There is no need to drive me crazy, I'm close enough to walk.
• myself