Quotes

Quotes from Me

• "The people that always get their feelings hurt are the ones that fail to realize that nothing is perfect."
• "Do NOT base your life on quotes. They're only made to make you feel better when everything has gone to shit."
• "When doing something that intimidates you, don't think about the bad, but the good things that might come out of it."
• "Everyone fails one time or another; better hope this isn't one of those times."
• "Express your rage in the most non-violent way possible. It's good for everyone, I swear."
• (On the way to the bathroom) "Sorry, but I'm notorious for bad aim."
• "There's a very broad line between modern Pop Music and people that write their own music: feeling."
• "If love is too complicated to define, how does one know where to place it into context?"

Quotes from my Friends

• "If your house is on fire, don't go running back for your shoes."
  - Lesley D
• "Don't scratch/sniff/pick your butt in public (Translation: keep your private life private)."
  - Lesley D
• "Heaven is deadly, but death is heavenly."
  - Lesley D
• "I'm straight; straight as a curved road!!!"
  - Dusti R
• (In reference to internet chatting) "I'm the fastest one handed typist."
  - Dusti R
• "Hey, stop telling girls that I'm perverted; I want them to find out for themselves."
  - Sunny K
• "When you do the things you need to do, when you need to do them, the time will come when you can do the things you want to do, when you want to do them."
  - My Success 101 Teacher
• "When I grow up, I'm going to be an adult!"
  - Bruce M
• (After I said "Why don't you bum a ride from a stranger?") "But I don't know any strangers!!"
  - Carlos L
• "I would feel really stupid in the afterlife if I can't say that I graduated high school"
  - Terry G

Quotes from Celebrities

• "What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
  - George W. Bush (AKA the guy that runs this country)
• "I got worms..."
  - Jim Carrey (Dumb and Dumber)
• "That's a nice haircut...if you're going to the chair"
  - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (Former WCW Commentator)

Song Cuts

• "If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope, and if you wash your @$$ you best use soap!"
  - Beastie Boys (From song "Unite")
• "Life's too short so love the one you got, 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot."
  - Sublime (From song "What I Got")
• "Losing you, I would know, I feel partially responsible. I'm confused. All I can do is quietly grin and resent you."
  - The New Amsterdams (From song "Losing You")
• "This little nigga, Ja Rule. Talking bout he's gonna slap me. Nigga please. You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees"
  - Dre (From song "Bodyguard")
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Quotes for the Soul

• "Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive."
  - Elbert Hubbard
• "Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. So thank you for being the piss in my pants."
  - ???
• "Keep your friends close to heart; Keep your enemies even closer."
  - ???
• "Music expresses feelings that words cannot."
  - ???
• "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of values."
  - Albert Einstein
• "Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are."
  - Malcolm S. Forbes
• "It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
  - Andy Rooney
• "If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If it's marketed right, you'll buy it. But... if it's real, you'll feel it."
  - Kid Rock
• "Life is a great surprise. I do not see why death should not be an even greater one."
  - Megan (Submitted)
• "You only lie to two people; your girlfriend and the police. Everyone else you tell the truth to."
  - Megan (Submitted)
• "The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any."
  - Megan (Submitted)
• "A true friend stabs you in the front."
  - Lindsey S (Submitted)
• "Life is like the blind man in a dark room searching for the black cat that isn't even there."
  - Lindsey S (Submitted)