Political Quiz

Are you a fascist or a communist, or somewhere in between? You can find out by taking this brief quiz. Please answer the following questions:

1. Would you rather have:
a) the rich control everything
b) everyone have equal control

2. Which of the following was closer to your reaction to the Gulf War?
a) "It was really cool"
b) "All war is senseless"

3. Which of the following do you believe?
a) Humans are predestined for everything from the beginning
b) We make our own outcomes

4. Which of the following would you rather live in?
a) A corporate state, where business runs the show
b) A public state, where no corporate influence is in the government

5. Do you believe more strongly in:
a) nationalism (strong pride in your country)
b) globalism (strong pride in the entire human race)

6. Do you place more value on:
a) mysticism, the paranormal, things beyond our reach
b) that which we can see, touch and feel

7. Do you have the mentality of:
a) a warrior
b) a lover

8. Do you have racial prejudices?
a) Yes
b) No

9. When faced with a tough situation, do you:
a) go with your gut
b) think the problem out and logically solve it

10. What value do you place on the liberal arts? (including art, music, philosophy, etc.)
a) Low
b) High

Now, for every "a" answer, give yourself one point, and for every "b" answer, give yourself 0 points. Use the table below to find out where on the spectrum you lie.

Score What it means:
0 Close personal friend of Lenin
1-2 Defintely a commie
3-4 To the left, but not enough for McCarthy
5 Either moderate or a flip-flopper like Clinton
6-7 Fascism is a stone's throw away
8-9 Dangerously close to being Rush Limbaugh
10 Hello, Adolf
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